Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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mfed1120 0

dude i want a brownie. this fml ftw!

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xxPrettyJane 0

clearly, he knew he should eat, because he knew he'd get hungry (having a growling stomach isn't exactly the best impression go give). and clearly, he had no idea his roommate had made "special brownies"

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dumbdumb 0

you should have been able to tell the difference between the two

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craznazn247 0

#7 and 14 If its made with hash oil, its more than enough to mess you up. Hash oil contains 60-80%+ THC You can also eat straight up weed and get stoned, and its a more powerful, but delayed, effect.

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superkid 0

LOL! so was it a 'hash'brownie? damn i want an american brownie now.

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alphabetcity 0

Uhm if this person was your roommate wouldn't you know that they make pot brownies. And if anything the roommate should be mad you ate his food not the other way around hahhaha

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TryToBeKind 0

. . . didn't it taste like a hash brownie? If your roommate made them, mixed the ganja butter (sp.?) and all that . . . you have to have had SOME exposure to weed and things of that nature. I guess I'm confused on how you wouldn't have known after one or two bites. Were you able to tell the interviewer that you got sick? Is there a way to do damage control, tell them you ate something and combo of nerves and allergic reaction perhaps?

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