Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 202 700
You deserved it 52 078

Same thing different taste

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Wow, that is SO YOUR FAULT. You can't just steal food from your roommate whenever you want and expect no repercussions whatsoever. Prick.

I'm going to take a wild guess that you won't be touching his food anymore. That sucks though lol

OH NO. That's horrendous. Did you know he was a pothead? If not, the brownies "effects" must have blindsided you. If you did, that still shouldn't be any reason to suspect everything he eats is laced with pot. You poor, poor, poor thing. #157, you're a dick. I nab food from my roommate all the time when I'm in a hurrty--the thing is buying them another or something else they like as a thank you. It isn't the OP's fault at all for being in a hurry and grabbing a bit to eat, regardless of who it "belongs" to.

SZeth_fml 0

weed brownies are yum, but the get you in the darnest of situations. You need to get back at your mate, hmmm... how about brownies laced with weed at his high school reunion? Maybe you still got the job because you were so vibrent, and happy..?

johnnyramone 0

XD oh wow i hope it wasn't an important job

now you know not to offer your mother or landlord brownies when they drop by ; )

for everyone thats saying "if you make weed brownies right you wont taste the difference" well friends, ive had several different brownies, all made by different people, some made myself, made with alllllllll different sorts of weed and other filler ingredients to cover the taste like chocolate or marshmallows [im a creative stoner, what can i say?], and no matter what it always has that little hint of weed. if the OP doesnt smoke, thats still not really an excuse, especially if your roomies a stoner. that smell would be everywhere. and also, if the brownies were made in your place it would stink like pot for a while. anybody that would like to tell me i dont know about weed, well thats cute, i guess.

havent read all the comments so im not sure if this has been asked yet, but how the **** could you even be that stoned after eating ONE pot brownie. unless your roomate puts a shitload of weed in, or you weight about fifty pounds, then it would take at least two or three minimum

lol i dont know if this is a true story or not - but if it is - funny!!!