Awkward, Drugs and Work: Woozy

Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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Same thing different taste

By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

Comments

strawberry_78 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:41

And that's why I love roommates! FYL for sure! LOL

tides_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:15

Ummmm one brownie could get you that stoned for sure! I don't know what size you make them in (I'm assuming) the US but seriously... a non regular smoker could get pretty far gone off half a brownie if it's done right. If you people are making brownies that take 2 or 3 to do the job, you're not cooking the butter right. I suspect either not long enough or keeping it on too high a temperature or whatever. It's actually a pretty delicate process, but if you do it right you really don't need to eat much at all to get baaaaaaked as ****.

Nandian90 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:17

LOL Special Brownies

jujujuice 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:37

i personally like #109's reply. hahahahahhaah.

melissa_10 7

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:40

werent you able to smell or taste the weed???

spoonifur 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:53

"Punishment for stealing food: stoning" I'm sure THAT helped calm the nerves. Ask your room mates to label their food. (And if you're really upset you can make some lax-o-cupcakes.)

mel2643x 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:55

lucky! what happened then with the interview(er)?

factotum 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:58

Something extremely similar to this happened to me once. I had a break between classes and I went to grab a snack at my apartment. I started digging into the garlic hummus. I was so hungry that I ate a ton without ever glancing at it or stopping to think "Gee this doesn't taste like it normally does". After snacking I laid on my bed for a while. When I got up to go to my next class, I was completely ripped. I went back and smelled the hummus and only realized it after the fact. Luckily I didn't show up for the class. What happened to you was definitely way worse haha.