Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 202 701
You deserved it 52 078

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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GMSD213 0

A good 3/4 of the people who commented this FML are so ******* stupid. FYL's. Today, I commented on an FML and had no idea what i was talking about. Then i got pwned by #208. FML. 1. You CANNOT get high from eating straight up weed. IT DOESNT FUCKEN WORK THAT WAY. 2. You CAN get high off of just one brownie or even a half of a brownie if its done right. For all you fucken idiots who think that weed brownies are made just by dumping weed in the batter, your ******* stupid. Go home. Noone likes you. 3."Special" Brownies are made from oil that has been heated for several days with the weed sitting in it which extracts the THC and can give it a concentration of up to 75% and up depending on the potency of the weed. (Chronic, or Shwag) 4. All you fucken people who say that you cant get high off one brownie or that you would need like 3 to get high, your fucken RETARDED AND I HATE YOU FOR COMMENTING ON THIS WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. 5.I hate all of you.

rachelbrianna25 0

wouldn't you have noticed by biting into it because you can taste it as soon as you bite it. Sounds like a lame excuse, admit it you just wanted to be high.

I like how people give great explanations like #208 then dumbasses, like #209, who have no idea what their talking about come in and just say that this is fake. I don't smoke weed and never have had a hash brownie so I have no idea how it tastes but I will take the advice of those who have and think that it does not taste too much different from a regular brownie. I have also seen people who have had only 1/2 of a brownie and they were stoned out of their ******* minds. My friend couldn't talk and had to ditch school cause some teachers were getting suspicious based on how she acted. So for all of you douche bags who have said, and are going to say, that this is fake, I say GO **** YOURSElVES. You are just a bunch of pricks who think weed is the worst thing on the face of the earth and you are judging this poor guy because he was nervous for a job interview like any regular person. BTW that sucks great FML. I hope the company will overlook this incident and you get another interview.

GMSD213 0

Thank you #210 i knew there was bound to be someone on here who wasnt a complete ******* retard.

i hope you paid your roommate back for stealing his pot brownie you jerk. who just grabs something that isn't theirs just because "they aren't hungry and are going to an interview."?? YDI totally. and why does this guy get nothing when the mouthwash guy gets blasted? equally dumb... just one can't be breathalyzed.

lady4 0

FYL!! THAT SUCKS AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING THIS IS FAKE THEY'RE STUPID.. HALF A BROWNIE CAN GET YOU HIGH AS **** AND PLUS IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY NOT MAKE YOU TALK, IT'S JUST IN YOUR MIND.. WELL KEEP LOOKING FOR A JOB =].. AND NEXT TIME WATCH OUT WHEN YOU GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE FRIDGE ;]

YDI, sorry. Ask before you take your roommate's food.

the_poop_bandit 0

someone give 208 a weed brownie

Something similar happened to me. I was begging for my professor to change my grade, to pass me. In th middle of my begging/crying I started laughing.... I failed.