Woozy
By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand
HAHAHAAHA.
Heh, YDI for taking your roommate's food in the first place!
Oh my God, that's hilarious! I'm so sorry for you, though. Like everyone else, I'm dying to know if you got the job! I love that everyone is attacking the OP & saying he deserved it for taking a single brownie that was sitting in his refrigerator. I know that I would forgive my roomie for taking a bit of food, ESPECIALLY with this story to tell! Hell, I'd probably give him another after hearing about his day. It's interesting to me that so many people are saying that the roommate is a 'scumbag' and making accusations about how he's such a stoner, insinuating that it's a bad thing. A staggering number of people smoke pot...I just fail to see how it's really such a terrible thing unless it starts interfering with a person's everyday life. Not everyone who smokes fits the typical stoner stereotype & sits around doing nothing all day.
The first time I was high, was an accident, I ate half of a brownie. Yeah, it did taste funny, but I was hungry, and I didn't even know of the existence of hash brownies. Till.. an hour later. I couldn't stop laughing, and time was going weird, and my classes felt like five minutes long and when I talked no one could hear me, even when I thought I was talking loud, and it was insane. All from half a brownie. So yeah, you CAN get that high. hahaa. Oh, and when I got home, I ate pratically half the food in my kitchen. Good thing my metabolisms high. :P Anyhoo, this FML is hilarious. :)
For thoes who say that 'if you weren't hungry why you eat it?' People who are streessed out, nervous, depressed, ususally find a way to cope with it through food, especially chocolate.
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HAHAHA!!
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.