Worst enemy

By vitalcheese - 20/05/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner… Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
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Funnybunny_fml 3

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

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paperfox_fml 0

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a ******* cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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RJB 0

so ur naked with cat and the corner applies how? I was naked from shower and decided to pick up my cat. Ass I am walking, my dad turns on the vacuum. Is that what you mean cuz otherwise I do not how the corner applies.. besides cats arent for wet naked bodies..

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coolster56 0

wat part I put a shirt on after my shower do you not get

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Barbourino 0

The cat and the guy were not expecting it

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raspackman 0

shirtless not naked. and its called a towel they could be dry

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NGM_KID 0

HA!! I have a duck that when I try to pick him up, he scratches my arm so deep and sometimes I even bleed.....but yeah FYL!!

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missyj0 12

You have a duck?...

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lamby21 0

I'm pretty sure cats have 5 claws so...

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miss_madison 10

He could have been gotten with a claw from the blacklegs, or the cat may have pushed off, slipped and pushed off again. There are many possibilities as to why OP has 6 bloody scratches instead of 5.

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Otium_fml 3

Ouch, I know how you feel. My cat scratched my right arm the other day. My hand and arm is covered with several scratches. Plus that my cat once stabbed my neck.

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un_loved3947 0

#11 the corner applies, because he didnt see his dad, so he could've put the cat down. && this totally sucksss. that must be killer & since im a nice person, and you're desperate....hi # 6 lol i agree with the Cat Yodeling. funny stuff.

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gymbug_13 0

Why did you not have a shirt on? Thats akward with your cat...

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

cats don't give a shit. You could even pick one up wearing a pink tutu.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

#6 Cat yodeling rocks! :D Get a siamese mix, they yodel more. 8)

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RJB 0

Oh ok lol I didnt know it applied. but new rule Rule: Never pick up a cat if your A.Naked B. No Clothes. C.Wet D. CORNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops. 16 that typo is lol much. funnier then the FML itself.

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paperfox_fml 0

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a ******* cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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