Wrong question

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 14:08 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

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lmmmr 0

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

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RJB 0

Next Time she seduces you tell her **** the ice cream lol.

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amys_fml 0

come on ! it's not a fml thing... OFC SHE WAS JOKIN.. though mint chocolate chip is the best ! =p

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nandothecooldude 0

you must really suck and having sex

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israelnotjacob 20

Yeah, I'm sure that was just a joke, that you set yourself up for. How could she not take advantage of the chance. You made it SO EASY.

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jesskuhliisa 0

hahaha this made my day!!! i guess ice cream is a top competetor :P

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visage 0

Do you know anything about women? don't ask questions like that.. Do you tell her about your secret **** stash?

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souldrifter 0

I don't know if she was joking. I mean, mint chocolate chip doesn't whine, doesn't leave its underwear on the floor, doesn't ask what's better it or sex, and doesn't get pissed off if you try chocolate instead once in a while.

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AlexV_fml 0

hey, mint chocolate chip is the shit

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shaZamy 0

YDI for asking weird ass questions over ice cream

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Lisasimpsonfan 0

YDI for asking questions you don't really want to hear the answer to.

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