Wrong question

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 14:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

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lmmmr 0

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

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good_life35 0

she's a female; not the best comparison to ask her. (i'm a female too and i'd probably choose ice cream as well)

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blacklite69 0

Man, why did you even ask that question? It doesn't matter how much of a stud you are, the ice cream is always going to win.

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ditzykayla 0

hun, you'd have to be pretty amazing to get chosen over ice cream...especially mint chocolate chip. =) i would also choose the ice cream.

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alyse0_fml 0

mmm i LOVE mint chocolate chip!! I'm sorry but I have to agree with the people that said you totally set yourself up. You shouldn't have asked! We girls love da ice cream. Maybe you guys should lick mintnchip ice cream off of each other lol. A lot of people do the same with chocolate and whipped cream. I'm sure she'd be down xD

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ilpdec2008 0

You must not even have a penis, since that's the WORST FLAVOUR IN THE WORLD!!!

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plexico 3

That is why we are so grateful when you swallow! ;) I can't imagine it being very tasty.

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afflictionroten 1

Dude you must really suck in bed...FYL

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protooler31 0

you will never pleasure a woman the way she pleasures herself...get used to it.

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