Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

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Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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sammyjojo 7

My husband has done that too. They think its so funny for some reason.

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SlapAndTickle 20

Yeah, mine will T-bag me when I'm asleep and brag to my online gaming buddies. Then I never hear the end of it.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

The first time my boyfriend did that to me would be the last time...

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Enslaved 36

Slap, I sure hope you return the favour and wake him up in the same fashion.(: ****"I like my woman how I like my reading glasses. . . Sitting on my face"! :P

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buckdharma 37

#54- So you're saying she should pussy whip him?

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Enslaved 36

Sure. Who wouldn't want a little Catwoman role play?(:

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SlapAndTickle 20

Ha, funny that you mention it, I infact do, Enslaved. As he says " Ain't nothing better than being woken up to a nice wet kiss first thing in the morning."

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challan 19

Its all fun and games until someone gets hit in the eye!

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likemice 6

Correction: It's all fun and games till someone takes a dick to the eye.

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Wizardo 33

Looks like he couldn't rise to the challenge, flop once but next time he'll shoot for the bullseye...

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StefanKa 23

Are you that short or is he that big? O.o

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SlapAndTickle 20

OP could have been sitting on the toilet, couch or the floor.

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mattrd_fml 31

how was he even able to do that? were you on the toilet or something?

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gnomeeeey 4

There are worse things. Penises are blunt objects.

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Cristian89 29

Black eye from a penis. Must be an awkward story to tell family and friends lol

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Enslaved 36

Black eyed P. . . (enis) Boom Boom Pow!

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raphanne_fml 33

We have a name for someone slapping you with a penis in French. It's called a "biffle". *that was the French lesson of the day*

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