Creepy, Awkward and Miscellaneous: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By part time all the time - 23/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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court3love 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:06

creeeeeeep to the max!

Fwippy 7

Friday 12 March 2010 9:12

YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.

Comments

Igor_g5 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:16

Give him some.

dirttyvintage 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:18

incest is best, put your sister to a test.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:18

Post some pics so we know what he saw.

Seti_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:18

first off, you would go towards the door inconspicuously if you were trying to make it seem like you weren't aware of someone watching you. Also, like other have said, why wouldn't he run for it if he saw you going towards the door if he was spying on you? On that note how does someone spy on another person through a closed door? unless of course the OP had the door cracked or there was a gaping hole in it... in which case the OP kind of deserved it.

autodude_fml_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:32

i don't know why your freaking out it is not like he is your real brother if he is attractive i would have invited him in

blastvortex 3

Friday 12 March 2010 18:47

Haha. It's looks like you might have the chance to drag a few favors out of him now. I'd call that a win, personally.

Sheslikeheroin 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:18

Lmao step brother. If there ain't no blood relation it's an open market. I wish that horny step brother luck on tapping that fine pootang = D

katmandont 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:31

Why is everyone assuming the OP was female?

jabbatie 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:20

so how exactly did you conspicuously walk to the door? did you flail your arms? did you walk like an Egyptian? did you waltz over? I'm curious because when I'm trying to sneak somewhere I try to stay inconspicuous.