YDI Fosho

By shuffling man - 12/08/2018 01:30

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML
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Allie614032 34

Oh come on, it's just a fart. It will go away.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I don't know if this is thinly-veiled homophobia, or if you're just a huge pansy.

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FishyFishy 12

Mamma Mia, I bet that fart stank!

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RichardPencil 30

You had to sit through them contriving a weak plot to serve a bunch of ABBA album fillers songs? The fart probably smelled like roses in comparison.

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kirby1964 20

How do you save a fart, is there a bank for these thing?

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Davros 12

You think she's farting now, wait until you finish.

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bobsanction 18

You need to marry that woman, because that is friggen hilarious.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Doesn't matter, had sex. Or did you...?

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fluffy_gummybear 13

Maybe she was nervous because she knew that it was gonna be painful.

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Rabite 28

If it's painful you are doing it wrong and really shouldn't be doing it at all.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

First, you saw a chick flick without your wife dragging you kicking and screaming. Your man-card is revoked just for that. Second you deserved it.

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fde2blknimout 18

Have you ever heard of a donkey punch? Should have done that.

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