Miscellaneous: Yearbook blues

Yearbook blues

By Anonymous - 02/05/2014 19:51 - United States

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh." Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 02:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML

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By yearbook369 - 25/06/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 5 558

By Stressy - 12/02/2010 11:39 - United Kingdom

Today, in my psychology class, we were given a sheet that had a list of stressful events and we were to select the ones we had experienced in the last 12 months. I got highest in my class of above an 80% chance of getting a life threatening illness due to stress. Everyone laughed. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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You deserved it 10 128

By NoBabies - 09/11/2014 04:06 - United States - Tucson

Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 5 005

By Dartfrogger - 12/02/2015 19:16 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

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You deserved it 2 989

Harbinger of doom

By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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You deserved it 121

By PollingLow - 10/05/2012 15:45 - United States - Decatur

Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML

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By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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CommanderCman1 15

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:27

You won't die alone OP, you'll have many cats with you

thatnucca 36

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:25

You clearly need new friends OP... Friends should help and not be too quick to make things worse than they already are... Keep you chin up!

Comments

Mauskau 35

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:33

You will find someone or something to spend the rest of your life with. It doesn't need to be a human :) just don't try and breed with it if it isn't human D:

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:33

maybe they just dont know who you truly are.

_G0D_ 9

Monday 5 May 2014 4:20

Yes they do, and we all do.

aruden 25

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:50

Hey look at the bright side, you may die alone or with cats but at least you won an award

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 3 May 2014 2:13

There's always a silver lining, easier to find with some things than with others. =)

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 3 May 2014 0:50

This whole stupid "crazy cat lady" stereotype has really gotten out of hand, and I should know. I really don't want to own that many cats, though. I think two or three is enough for anyone.

Cplski 8

Saturday 3 May 2014 19:29

I just shorten it to "cat lady." It's saying the same thing, but it sounds nicer.

RapunzelForReal 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:12

You can never have too many cats. End of story.

Kaspar999 7

Saturday 3 May 2014 1:00

OP--I know many people who didn't date a lot in high-school and found great relationships later on in life. I also know many people who dated a lot in high-school and never had decent quality relationships as adults. You'll find that as you get older, life tends to have a surprising way of unfolding. Hope this gives you some hope about the future.

awkward_gothlady 32

Saturday 3 May 2014 1:03

Just because you don't find someone in high school doesn't mean you never will.

username53001 7

Saturday 3 May 2014 1:42

Prove them wrong... only buy 4 cats.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 3 May 2014 2:29

I'm sorry but I laughed...I got most likely to get thrown to the moon...

JudgeComrade 17

Saturday 3 May 2014 4:01

Dat high school drama.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 3 May 2014 4:02

Huh, I always thought that yearbooks only did that "award" crap on TV shows. Mine had just the grade photos and sports and activities aound the school.