Miscellaneous: You good, lady?

You good, lady?

By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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poopy910 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:01

That is terrifying.

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:01

Creep. It's Taser time. Tell her to get off your nuts.

Comments

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:25

She must've been pretty bored to have the drive to pursue you for that long o_O

thisisthriller 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:39

right? like get a life lady!

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:31

Just....what?? I need a scoreboard for FMLs that are in dire need of a WTF?! button...

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:48

Haha yep

Ahill31 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:31

I'm sorry did I scare you?

Branflakes78 13

Wednesday 4 April 2012 13:20

just stop, these comments are getting old

ManUrLifeSucks 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:38

I said. MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY! Ur hella creepy i got to get AWAY!!!

WaSiSimiLang 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:47

From your nickname, I shall assume you are a female... At least that means she's not that-kind-of-attracted to you... Unless... You know... If I were you I'd really get pissed off and freaked... Just warn her about the pepper spray next time... You know, the one you keep next to your purse handgun and balisong knife + the Molotov cocktail...

Sidel 11

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:13

What? And why all the ...?

WaSiSimiLang 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:41

All the better for me to keep you wondering, my dear...

anencephalic 14

Wednesday 4 April 2012 20:57

Are you seriously suggesting that OP should keep a Molotov cocktail in her purse?

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 4 April 2012 23:39

87 - Actually the Molotov cocktail made sense to me, it was the pepper spray that seemed like a bit of an.... Overkill?

kleopath 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 6:30

You are unnecessary.

ALpein 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 6:47

Why would a female need to buy better products than a male? They don't tend to have the same products.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:52

If you didn't give a damn, darling, you wouldn't have brought it up.

Xalandra 17

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:07

And this is when you file for a restraining order against her, or at least report her to the police for stalking. If there's documentation of her creepy behaviour then you can probably get the restraining order. It might seem extreme but that's really just crazy, just cause she hasn't done anything violent yet doesn't mean she won't. Besides, if she's forced to stay away from you then maybe she'll have to find a good productive hobby...

DCFan 9

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:08

Haha 28 got your bitch ass!!!

bluelagoon24 19

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:14

FYL. This woman seems to be the right kind of crazy to not hurt anyone but enough to creep you out. Not sure much can be done here. Tell shop security if it happens again, they might get her off your back somehow.