You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
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Lukeloveshugs 8

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

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Mpower121 2

be thankful it wasn't while she was for fornicating :p

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rykerman33 0

what were you doing? lol

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Lexi_Ray 5

hopefully the door was closed

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lawl_pwnd 0

even then why would she call you to the door while she was ********!?

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Parazad 16

At least you're more knowledgeable?

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Zebidee 8

"Honey, come here for a second! This is what it's like to give birth!! Unnnngggggg....."

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cimh 9

lol that made me laugh! ...but I guess the "unnnngggg..." while giving birth is still louder.

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tmmundy 17

lol...yes, a lot louder. I speak from experience.

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MrXerxes5 6

see sometimes it's good to multi-task around those things that are easy to do. talking and ******** are two great examples.

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redbluegreen 40

You'd think your mother would know by now that birds and bees have very little to do with each other.

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Eggers 2

What planet are you from?

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redbluegreen 40

A small one about 4.37 light years from the Alpha Centauri. It's called Earth. Also, it's called a joke you impeccable idiot.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

The birds and the bees? Your mom ********? At the same time? How did you not vomit?!

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HeyImJuli 3

awkward!! u shouldve kept her talking and then walk away quietly

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