You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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RJB 0

omg wtf your dog can open doors, you probaly have nothing to show off and thus your dog cna open doors if your greatest asset my parents dont go into my room becasue they know bedrooms are off limits during parties. Besides poor people have nothing better to show off but the dog is probaly pretty ******* awesome though.

miss_mojo 2

.. you couldnt wait ..? you need to get laid more.

You need therapy if you have to jerk your dick every time you see an attractive woman...

Rawrrr14 0

OH MY GOD! YOUR DOG CAN OPEN A DOOR?!?!?! SOOOO COOL!!! lol too bad they had to test that theory on your door.....

fmah_life 0

Sure, she should have knocked, but when everyone was home and guests were over? C'mon!

ybstupid 0

You're one hell of a sick puppy, man. And to the guy who said about doing it in the sink, I hope I never drop the toothbrush. The dog is AWESOME! The dog wanted your babies, it knew what it was going for :-) Seriously, you see a hot girl and do yourself? WTF? Do her! Who said she's hot underneath anyway. You can't just empty yourself on a hot girl every time you see one. You need to get out more, maybe somewhere within 5 feet of a bathroom, just in case. Sicko. The guests really wanted to see that....Damn. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Rawrrr14 0

By the way, I agree with all of the people asking: if you must pleasure yourself after seeing an attractive woman??? I don't know.... that is a little.... creepy? Maybe you should try to work on your self control.... just saying.

rihannalover 0

i don't think YDI, if your door is closed maybe your mom shouldn't come in, or she should at least knock. it's even worse that she brought guests... sorry dude. but maybe getting something a little more than face before you do yourself? just a suggestion. and #2 :) haha!