You wanker
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omg wtf your dog can open doors, you probaly have nothing to show off and thus your dog cna open doors if your greatest asset my parents dont go into my room becasue they know bedrooms are off limits during parties. Besides poor people have nothing better to show off but the dog is probaly pretty ******* awesome though.
Your dog is awesome
You need therapy if you have to jerk your dick every time you see an attractive woman...
LMAO right now
You're one hell of a sick puppy, man. And to the guy who said about doing it in the sink, I hope I never drop the toothbrush. The dog is AWESOME! The dog wanted your babies, it knew what it was going for :-) Seriously, you see a hot girl and do yourself? WTF? Do her! Who said she's hot underneath anyway. You can't just empty yourself on a hot girl every time you see one. You need to get out more, maybe somewhere within 5 feet of a bathroom, just in case. Sicko. The guests really wanted to see that....Damn. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.