You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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I got a couple things to say. 1. If your parents saw that your door was closed and perhaps that lights were on, why did they feel like they could just barge in on that one? I'm sure there are other rooms in the house... 2. Wow. No self control. Come on. Like seriously COME ON. 3. Go to the bathroom. Those actually have locks...or should. 4. You should have waited if anything. If your mom catches you that's pretty bad, but if your mom plus her friends catch you that's terrible. Now, you've embarassed the crap out of your mom and all her friends and she will give you hell for it. 5. You shouldn't have posted this. Yes it was funny but you're trying to make a joke out of your blunders...and it is backfiring. We aren't laughing with you that's for sure. You'll get no sympathy from me (Brawl quotes ftw) 6. How much you want for that dog?

thisishilarious 0

one your dumb, two your a pussy, three its called self control, do you also pop a hardon when a "hot" girl comes on tv?

YDI. During a house party? What's with all these FML's about people seeing hot girls at family get-togethers and running off to jerk it? If there was no relation, you shoulda stayed around and spit some game :P Whether it went anywhere or not, atleast you wouldn't have gotten caught jerkin off in your room by 10 people and a dog, I bet she really didn't want you then

@25 oh, look at me, I'm so cool. I'm spelling humour with a 'u'. Don't I sound all educated and British. @OP The ****?

marcusaurelius 0

this story would be epic if you had hooked up with said beautiful guest in your room and THAN your parents walked in but instead its just pathetic. If you had to squeeze one out, why didn't you do it in the bathroom? Far less likely someone would walk in on you there...

if you have a big dick and the "extremely beautiful" guest saw you then I don't see a problem...

and #142 FAIL, its spelled THEN in your case

shadow_child 0

What ever happened to waiting? What do you do when you're in public and you see someone attractive?

jamblasticus 0

I hope you never see me in person. Next thing I know, you would be running off to the nearest room to whack it.