You wanker
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I got a couple things to say. 1. If your parents saw that your door was closed and perhaps that lights were on, why did they feel like they could just barge in on that one? I'm sure there are other rooms in the house... 2. Wow. No self control. Come on. Like seriously COME ON. 3. Go to the bathroom. Those actually have locks...or should. 4. You should have waited if anything. If your mom catches you that's pretty bad, but if your mom plus her friends catch you that's terrible. Now, you've embarassed the crap out of your mom and all her friends and she will give you hell for it. 5. You shouldn't have posted this. Yes it was funny but you're trying to make a joke out of your blunders...and it is backfiring. We aren't laughing with you that's for sure. You'll get no sympathy from me (Brawl quotes ftw) 6. How much you want for that dog?
YDI. During a house party? What's with all these FML's about people seeing hot girls at family get-togethers and running off to jerk it? If there was no relation, you shoulda stayed around and spit some game :P Whether it went anywhere or not, atleast you wouldn't have gotten caught jerkin off in your room by 10 people and a dog, I bet she really didn't want you then
@25 oh, look at me, I'm so cool. I'm spelling humour with a 'u'. Don't I sound all educated and British. @OP The ****?
if you have a big dick and the "extremely beautiful" guest saw you then I don't see a problem...
and #142 FAIL, its spelled THEN in your case
ew gross, can someone say CREEP
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.