You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

awesomeperson 0

your dog is fricking AMAZING!!

1. your dog can open doors kick ass second go to the bathroom use locks and if someone knock say its ooccupied solves everythings

this_one_is_fake 0

fake who was she, Phoebe Cates?

jen_kay 0

You have learned a valuble lesson today: Always lock the Damn door when you are going at that kind of... stuff. :S

what's wrong with you and why the hell didn't you lock the door?

Ummmm u must be young.. cuz i dont get how seeing a hot girl would lead u to go run up and do that... 1 - dont do stupid shit when u have guests 2- thats embarassing 3 - you definatley learned from that lol

your an idiot for not locking your door and your an idiot for not hearing a dog and 10+ people.

Thoureau 0

Today, instead of talking to a hot girl at a house party, I went to my room and aggressively masturbated. FML