By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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alstbv12 13

At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

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Matty1188 6

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jerseyboy732 16

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shannonreneee 11

I assume the OP didn't throw up because it was meat, they would've vomited due to struggling to quickly eat two hotdogs.

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Tektite 14

Just two?? Awww come on...- Never mind, I would have done the same OP. Don't feel bad.

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eb0ny 15

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MerrikBarbarian 9

10- I'm gonna assume "mean fillers" is an auto correct... But the mental image has me giggling none the less XD

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jerseyboy732 16

supposed to be MEAT* fillers. but if it made you laugh then I guess my fail comment was a success after all

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The_Hitdude 12

50-You're not really in a position to correct anyone considering you used 'probley' in your first comment.

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The_Hitdude 12

Oh, my bad. I thought 48 said it and you were correcting them. Back to the hole I go....

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xoconnie 8

WTF are u ok??? 2 hotdogs and u puke? thats just embaressing.........

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TheNinjaBacon 8

Go vegetarian? Hell no i want my bacon!!!! Mmmm...... Bacon

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False_Stupidity 41

Screw hotdog eating contests... now a crispy bacon strips eating contest is something i'd want to be a part of.

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Liammg 12

Since you're the messenger, can you tell PETA to stop pushing their agenda on the internet?

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Keevarou 17

Why did you even enter when you're like that..? If you can not give something at a competition like that, don't do it at all :/ And maybe, just maybe, you're actually good at those contests, but you just failed this once

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gamercanadian 11

I don't know why but this FML made me really laugh out loud.

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biggestfan23 11

Maybe Joey Chesnutt can be his trainer for the next contest cause that's pretty bad

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okiidokii_fml 6

Omg i saw this show called 1000 ways to die and this girl liked be thrown up on so when a guy threw up after a hotdog contest on her she open her mouth and choked on hot dog bits! GROSS

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challan 19

74- your comment made me nauseous! Thanks for the waning not to EVER watch that movie. Oh gross.

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pablopoo 7

1000 ways to die is so ******* fake haha:)

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ShyAnn29 14

76 it's a TV show, not a movie, but it can be pretty gross lol

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alstbv12 13

At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

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MrBrightside21 20

Guys, I bet DP already gets enough crap.

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Rommel1942 9

Brings a while to meaning to "hotdoggin'" it. :P

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iStrukk 7

I believe you mean "a whole new meaning". Don't worry auto cucumber gets the best of us sometimes. Yes that was intentional.

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Llama_Face89 33

I've heard of raw dogging but not hot dogging. :

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jerseyboy732 16

probably needed mustard

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Rommel1942 9

Cuz I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady... Haha what's up Toast ;D

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Lmao ah yes I remember that! (see fml posted on 4/17 about shady girlfriend) Not much, keep bustin those rhymes Rommel :P

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Also, I love it when Chuck Norris finishes my sentences!

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Canucksftw24 6

I sense Stewies about to rage at you

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Jacquelinia 6

I never understood those contests... How about a race next time?

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IcyWeiner 0

The name of the contest leaves little to question... Being as there is a time limit and the person who eats the most in the alotted time wins, seems a bit, well, race-ish. Stay in (or consider going back to) school.

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IcyWeiner 0

Whatever you say weeds, whatever you say man

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kperkins897 11

She may not know what an eating contest is. How do you know that, "she can't grasp the purpose or motivation behind it." Are you friends? I just don't want to jump to any conclusions, but I think that asking her what she meant, will tell you what she meant.

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KnightAngela1109 10

Maybe you turned on a lot of the Emetophilia out there

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jerseyboy732 16

OP threw up after 2... not 4

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SkoomaKi 27

It's okay! 2 hotdogs is fine for a guy, but you were beaten by a girl weren't you? Girls are you good at putting large things in their mouth. If you know what I mean.

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LupeTabasco 5

It was probably a 115lbs asian guy. Those bastards can eat!

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nofearjenshere 12

Hey, some guys are good at it too! Don't discriminate. ;b

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