By Darla - 05/10/2012 08:14 - United States - Arcadia

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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jgriff79 23

I would probably go see a doctor.

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LiterOfCola 16

Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...

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jgriff79 23

I would probably go see a doctor.

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TheMathMajor 26

My mom is in her late 40s and she had this problem not too long ago. Definitely see a doctor, they can let you know what your options are. Changing hormones at that age for women plus worn down body parts can take a tole.

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CCDNRGD81411 3

Sounds like a medical issue. Nothing to be ashamed of

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gc327072 30

That reminds me of a funny wifi network name I saw once. It was "it hurts when IP"

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chell1894 13

That doesn't sound like you need underwear now. It sounds like you need an adult diaper now.

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drewcat21 0

At least you're not sharting yourself.

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andrew6p 19

Op u have a loose bladder, go see a doctor and there is a small surgery you can do, and it'll turn u back to normal

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soad4life 2

Urine a bit of a tinkle now aren't you

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yoyoforpeace 14

Idk about the doctor thing, happens with old age but in my opinion commando is for guys. Not wearing underwear seems so unsanitary.

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RaveBlade 4

Look at the bright side.... No, FYL actually :p

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Prodigy7 4

Nothing to do with the FML, but 1 drink raised to the power or 5 is still one drink... :D

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onlychildFTW 33

He right OP. if you're peeing yourself underwear wont help you. Diapers will be needed. But go see a doctor to make sure you're okay.

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ilovefall10 21

Don't feel too bad. I'm still young and I do that sometimes myself. :(

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flutter4 7

I did that too when I was pregnant

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pink_raindrops 26

I've heard that peeing a bit when you sneeze is actually common for a woman. If you're worried you should get it checked, but unless you're completely peeing your pants you should be fine.

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LO388 7

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

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PRPT9212 1

It's definitely not uncommon to be a little incontinent but if left untreated it can progress to completely wetting her pants. She should go see a doctor or physical therapist and learn to do Kegel exercises.

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LiterOfCola 16

Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...

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ICastillo 24

I don't think that has anything to do with going commando? I think that's a bladder problem.

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RosenT1990 9

Pretty sure you should see your doctor about that. And perhaps invest in some adult diapers.

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AussieChild 22

It's taken you this long to realise that your too old to go commando??

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windfuelsfire 10

Your sex life will be boring if you think being over 50 makes you "too old" for fun things such as going commando

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AussieChild 22

You can still have a sex life without going commando at that age

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windfuelsfire 10

Agreed! I specified booooring sex life. Not non-existant ;)

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emeraldisle 30

My poor mum has the same problem. You should see the doctor.

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

Your mom gos commando and pees herself? Did she tell you this or did you figure it out on your own?

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emeraldisle 30

I probably should've clarified that. I meant to say my mum has a weak bladder so she pees sometimes when she sneezes. I can only pray that doesn't happen to me when I get to be that age.

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