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By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
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itsalanis 25

He gave you a fair warning there, OP. Heh...

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The_Big_Boss 20

Old people say the darndest things

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itsalanis 25

More like old people say the most "TMI" things.

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MisterEx 28

Apparently, they sometimes do the darnest things.

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mb2_native 15

They old, they stopped giving a shit on what people think long ago and started doing it literally.

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Wizardo 33

And down his legs into a little pool.

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Sandsh8rk 36

If he knows he ***** his pants, why doesn't he wear an adult diaper?

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sunnysideup25 7

If pooping your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

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chelsearenaeee 16

I don't know whether he's awesome or creepy.

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noisyboy4000 23

How is ******** your pants in public ever awesome?

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rocker_chick23 27

How is that awesome?

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chelsearenaeee 16

I meant because he's elderly, he probably couldn't help it. Elderly people are adorable. Awesome probably wasn't the right word to use.

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jerryj 27

You meant "adorable"? How is ******** your pants in public ever adorable?

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PageantGirlXOXO 16

I don't think he is awesome, creepy, or adorable. I work with the elderly for a living (I am a nursing assistant so I change a lot of diapers...) but this is super strange any way you look at it... Not exactly something someone wants to smell in a super market...

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chelsearenaeee 16

Nevermind, I don't know what I was trying to do anymore. -_-

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Xeebar 28

You had to be "that guy", didn't you?

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J3R3MYY 14

There always has to be "that guy" they show up everywhere.

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itsalanis 25

He gave you a fair warning there, OP. Heh...

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Nickb55 16

The best part is that he can pull it off because he's old.

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JenniferNThomas 14

Why did he feel it was necessary to tell you that?!

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noisyboy4000 23

Courtesy warning i assume. Like he knew it was going to happen, so he figured he should be polite and warn OP

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sunshineb81 16

Exactly. I feel bad for the old man. Could happen to anyone in our late years.

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onlychildFTW 33

Incontinence can happen at any age. Not fun.

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Kamon97 23

Lol he probably wears a diaper and just says that to piss people off

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nomtard 16

Incontinence is my biggest fear of growing old.

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nomtard 16

Boobs wouldn't worry me anywhere near as much as knowing I could lose control over my excretory system.

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glabberfasted 16

Incontinence and Alzheimer's. Wouldn't even remember you're incontinent.

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Chaith 16

Seems like that was his round-about way of warning nearby people who will have to suffer. Probably hurts him more than the OP, sad FML.

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sunshineb81 16

I agree. Very sad. Poor guy probably was embarrassed and tried to offer OP a sort of apology thinking that everyone around him could tell he had an accident. This FML just made me feel bad for the old man.

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