Axe made A commercial about this, except the tv version had to show their armpits.

hahaha coming in for the suck then BLAM! all over her face LMfAO! very funny!

Someone got overly excited

Jumping the gun will never get you a head start here.

Or head for that matter

Haha! I can just imagine the look on her face as you jizzed all over it! Next time try to think about unsexy things. Totally worth the effort, ******** are amazing.

The money shot is supposed to happen at the end.....

Sucks that you didn't get the full experience. Would have been hilarious to see though, BLAM all over her face before she's ready haha

She must have had mad skills. That'd be my excuse. "Sorry baby, you were just too talented."

There was a FML post a while back where, from the view of a girl, a guy came before she took her pants off.

I like your picture lol

Or better **** next time

A little too excited.. ^^

Well.. The idea of getting one.. Made you so "happy" .. Now think about how it gonna feel to get a real one! Good luck next time

gotta learn not to blow the oppurtunity

Love that song!

Rookie mistake

Op should jack off more

No, OP should have said: "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

I've literally never had that happen in my life. Or wet dreams. And I'm 21. I never understood how someone could cum without having had anything touch them. Have lots of sex and you probably won't suck so bad. Just saying.

You don't want her to get the easy one... Make her work for it.

I'd say your life sucks - but clearly it doesn't quite yet.

No. It really doesn't.

Eh 14 if it's your first time and you're really anxious and excited it's totally understandable. OP you'll be getting a lot more chances. Don't worry about it.

"Eh 14 if it's your first time and you're really anxious and excited it's totally understandable." Yeah, but it still doesn't happen to everyone (I think that's 14's point). The first ******** I gave to my boyfriend lasted more than an hour, so now I'm wondering, what's the less enjoyable for both partners...

An HOUR? Goodness..

42, were you wearing that gas mask or something? An hour, wow o.O

42 just can't get enough.

I can't get enough? Good heaven, do you know how numb my mouth and how devastated my body felt afterwards? *bad memories*

Did he take you to see broadway?

As a guy, I'd be bored after an hour, so I have no idea how you managed to keep that up.

More than sn hour? Jesus

105- ...no idea how you did that for an hour. 20 minutes, okay. 30 minutes, ehhhh. An hour? My husband would be so incredibly bored, not to mention my mouth probablyyyy would hate me forever.

107, i just love how everyone always quotes something from southpark

Bullshit!

That's probably average time in Belguim. Lol

What, no "that blows" guy?

Yea I would have sucked it anyway.

That's the point of the FML....

Hahaha

No duh dumb shit!!!

Well, I hope that that is the shortest...

Yeah, it jus takes a couple of times. I'm sure you'll get better dude, everyone does lol

First time's the shortest??? I lasted an hour-and-a-half, holy crap XD

Not for me hehehe

Um...twice the length of nothing is still nothing. But we get what ur sayin. OP next time just relax. Hell thats the whole appeal of a bj over sex is the relaxation.

So soon as her lips touch is twice as long still not to much of a bj

So about a minute :)

It's still longer than Justin bieber lasted!

Trick comment 176, because Bieber is a girl

But 0*2=0, so twice as long is still nothing