By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

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Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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alaskababy907 11

I understand that it was your first one, so I'm not gonna judge. But every time I gave my ex a bj – who, btw, is very experienced – came as soon as I put him in my mouth :/ definitely not enjoyable.

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anthonydude 9

How does that happen?

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cjhilde 1

A ******* is when a girl sucks a guys dick...happens to guys who dont look like a fat 6th grader

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Leftoverjello 6

That's rough dude but it happens. Chin up and all that.

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Ciara4757 16

awwww poor guy.... at least u have somebody willing to give u a *******

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ellakacyme22 6

so what is it you saw her **** and you went pop, there's always a next time

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