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How does a guy fake an ******?
lotion and evaporated milk
Allow me to show you ;)
^ *Shudders*
19- Is that your ****** face?
I'm not a zombie just zombicidal
Is it wrong that, that really turned me on!?
In line with #1, if you have sex too often this is actually pretty common. You essentially teach your body to be at high levels of 'excitement' by having sex very often and/or for extremely long durations. This will de-sensitize your nerves down under, and will make it much harder to reach an ******. Try reducing the number of times you have sex each week to no more than 3-4. You might also want to stop masturbating. Also, if neither of you are sexually attracted to each other, it just might not happen.
3 - I know this is delayed and has been answered but in the FML she said she knew he faked it :P
122 - you're the idiot. 82 had a comment filled with knowledge and insight. how in the hell does that make him or her (i didn't check) an idiot?
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Show it anyway2- See what happens when you try too hard?
Maybe op needs to suck...
The lesson, kids, is don't try. Because if you don't try, you don't fail. ... well at least that should apply to number 2.
sounds like a married couple
Start out with lots of foreplay. That should get you two rowdy. lol!
lol!!!1!!1!!!111!!!!!!111111111
that movie is hilarious
You guys need to spice things up. That's just sad. Try new things!
Wow talk about pathetic. You guys need to spice it up in some way... Or break up
It's people like you that make me want to punch people like you in the face.
Flexing black dude commenting on stuff... Smh. You need to sit down.
Hahaha your funny
Her funny what?
#93 woah what do you mean "people like you" ?
I didn't think you'd have a come back.. Guess I was right.
That sucks! Don't give up!!
Maybe you guys should take a vacation... Spice up your love lives with new surroundings. That's really sad. I flashed back to seinfield though when you said he faked it. How do you know?? Haha
Well, if he faked it he wouldn't have finished. She would be able to tell the difference.
guys faking orgasms.. what? so did he like have some sort of squirting device attached to his penis, but instead of water that comes out, it's watered down gelatin mixture?? O.o
It's easy to fake an ******, but only during intercourse where she can't see your ejaculation. Just have to moan and shudder a bit. If you really aren't in to it, you're gonna go soft anyway. Been there. Done that. Drunk with an ugly chick.
"It's easy to fake an ******" That can be true, but I think you will notice it as a girl if there is no sperm leaving your body. Anyway, They both deserve it. No compassion from me, if you start to fake an ****** because you are too afraid/lazy to work on your sex life and your spouse does the same, it's your own damn fault.
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How does a guy fake an ******?
lotion and evaporated milk