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At least it wasn't your boyfriend fooling around with your brother.
I...shocked. I'm also jealous. Never cheated, don't intend to...but Im intrigued by the thought of fooling around with hot girlfriend's hot sister. Guess I'll live vicariously through FMLs like this.
Try waking her up by a punch to the face. And a nice kick to the balls for your ex-boyfriend.
When people obviously lie to my face, the only thing I have to say is "**** YOU".
You respond by dragging him out of your house an then beatin the shit out of your sister. If she is that bad of a person to help someone cheat (especially on her sister) then I'm sorry, I'd be an only child.
Stare into their eyes whilst taking a shit thus ruining their moment.
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Show it anywayHow the **** do you walk in on someone in the shower? Can you not hear the shower going?
Sorry that happened to you. Hopefully you will find a new boyfriend
never talk to her and for the boyfriend right then and the sick him or kick him in the balls grab his clothes throw them outside drag my sister out the bathroom and lock her in the room then draag the boy outside lock him out go turn off the water tell my father and let him do the whipping to my sister
#173 I ment sock
Nice boyfriend you have there. Same goes with the sister. Tell your sister that your boyfriend has an STD. But FYL, OP.
That would backfire, because it would mean that OP probably has an STD too.
Telling a lie to your sister that the boyfriend has a STD doesn't mean OP has one.
I think #15 was assuming that they have had sex before so he gave her the std
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
Yeah, you can't break up with your sister but you can take a poop on her bed.
YDI for having a shower. Naw jk, but you're ex boyfriend is a scumbag.
40 - I misread your post as "take a poop on her head". Honestly, I think my idea is better.
Nah, mine is bed-er.
Amen to her sister being a bitch and the boyfriend being a douche. I wouldn't dream of doing this to my owns sister, or best friend.
Excuses, excuses... People have been really bad at coming up with them these days, haven't they (not that there's any excuse for this)?
"Well, she was having a sex dream and I was only half awake and I thought it was you. But don't worry, you look better naked." -Bf to OP
You would think they could come up with some better excuses. Sheesh, some of these just make me want to facepalm and walk away
Excuses are like ass holes. Everyone has em, and they all stink.
I highly doubt that.
No it does, i've smelled it before
You never try to wake someone when they are sleepwalking it can turn violent or in this case sexual
"I saw her sleepwalking in the shower so I decided to go in and wake her up! But, I didn't want my clothes to get wet, so I got naked. And we all know the best way to wake somebody up is to..."
Wait so did he wake her up?
Nah, don't dump him, what did he do wrong? Sarcasm. Of course she should dump him, Sherlock.
Maybe they were trying to save money on the water bill by showering together ..
Agreed you would have to be the most stupidest person to remain with a non-faithful ass wipe.
Doesn't everyone?
If you sleep in the nude, there's a mighty good chance that sleepwalking would also occur while in the nude. Think about it . . . There you go!
When I sleep walk in the nude, I have lots of fun. This morning, I woke up with a G-String full of $20 bills.
Yeh right…
Looks like you need to punch your sister awake in the face and kick your "boyfriend" asleep
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I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)