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Wait, what? Why would someone even need to learn about water displacement in a bath? Shouldn't it be common knowledge?
Not really, there's whole courses about things such as water displacement and other things like density.
Elementary my dear..
This FML is actually how water displacement was originally learned... Go look it up.
46 - although you learn the basics of it in elementary there's more to every scientific theory than just that.
lol, Are you dating Bill Nye?
That guy is AMAZING!!!
I got here from FMLshark's post on that Iguana guy when she mentioned the water displacement person.
Same here
#Archimedes
Eureka!!
I bet you ended up having fun learning about it tho :p
Looks like he gotcha!
Is OP's boyfriend Sheldon Cooper or something?
It would be soooo cool. Sheldon's the best !
Looks like she's dating Sheldon
Did u learn something?
124- Damn! You were so close. Only three and a half hours late.
The best way to learn is to have sex in the tub
Doesn't matter; had s.... Oh, they didn't? Well what the ****...
gosh! get it straight!! they did not ****. theres no "whats" about it!!
Dude chillout... It was a joke
Hopefully you learned something. Both about water displacement and how literal your boyfriend is.
Not to mention sad if he gave up the opportunity to have sex with his girl.
It just goes to show, guys aren't always thinking about sex.
I am. All the time. Right now I'm thinking about how sex with a dolphin's blowhole would feel. I haven't made up my mind on if I would like it or not...
If a dolphin ever rapes you, you can rape him back (:
I'm sure if you really wanted to know what it feels like you could find it on the Internet somewhere.
Rule 34
Actually while looking up stuff about instances of homosexuality in other species besides humans I came across something about gay dolphins. They do have blowhole sex. I will never unsee that diagram D:
Hey, at least he's smart!
Well he did say what he meant, so ydi for jumping to conclusions, I guess
Yup, complete YDI. I remember another FML just like this one of the guy jumping into conclusions. Now that this is a girl all of the sudden her life sucks? Nope.avi
I actually went back and read that one. There are 2x as many YDIs and people are all calling him an asshole because "all he thinks about it sex." Definately a gender bias here...
Why would you think he wanted to have fun? "Water Displacement" it doesn't even sound sexy
You have a very innocent imagination. I should warn you that that won't last long here.
Yeah, zomg totally knows the fml community d:
I conquer, intelligence is very sexy.
100- that my friend, is false. Note, this fact is based on personal experience.
i find this very dirty indeed.
106- you obviously haven't had enough sex underwater. In my opinion, it is extremely overrated and not pleasurable.
So you just sat there and listened, right? And how the hell did you think "Water displacement" meant anything close to sex?
It's not difficult. If they tried to have sex in the bath, they would inevitably cause water displacement when they got in. With that in mind, it's easy to see how OP could have interpreted the text to mean her boyfriend was horny. You're welcome.
10- Why is my husband in your profile picture? Erm...this is awkward. Sorry, irrelevant, I know, but I'm just happy to see another Reid fan :)
Worshiping fictional characters is never healthy.
Tell that to Noor. *cough cough ezio cough cough*
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It just goes to show, guys aren't always thinking about sex.
Hopefully you learned something. Both about water displacement and how literal your boyfriend is.