By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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cracchiolo 16

All I got to say is....wow.... Ha

AninOnin 24

Would've been better off not saying anything.

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xBethanyC 15

I hope he knows that the mockingjay isn't actually a real creature..

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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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TheCutestLizard 28

I wouldn't doubt it.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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Saddyohh 13

Most men would seriously take that as a compliment and thoroughly enjoy having their balls flapped around. Just saying...

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noonenoeone 22

Yea for sure...if elephant and my junk are used in the same sentence I'm having a good day.

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karlcolt45 19

unless the sentence is The elephant stepped on my junk.

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TheCrispyCat 20

Or, "You have elephantiasis in your junk."

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RedPillSucks 31

^^ What? Seems legit.

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phillysportsfan 13

If my wife told me my junk looks like an elephant, my ego would explode.

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coried91 28

I've never laughed so hard at a comment thread. I can't figure out why it came across so funny but it did.

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karlcolt45 19

that is honestly one of the scariest things I've ever heard

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jizzwold 21

I am just amazed that her boyfriend was able to spread her labia wide enough to resemble wings.

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karlcolt45 19

with a name like yours I strongly suggest you never comment on fmls with feminine content. down votes are gonna happen

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RedPillSucks 31

Every womans lady parts are different. Some are indeed flappable.

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mallu86 9

I agree #68. My ex had wings down there and she flew out to smoke a cigarette and never came back.

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coried91 28

I seriously love this FML. I've been laughing for the past 15 minutes it feels like.

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Zestus 19

doesnt he have the birds mixed up too? mockingbird, blue jay, and crow - these are really common birds and ought to be recognisable to everyone

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Izabushel 65

Most likely he has just been reading/watching The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins.

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glabberfasted 16

A "mocking jay" is from the Hunger Games.

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VeganVampyre 26

Yes, but mockingjays don't caw like crows. They sing like, well, mockingbirds. So the boyfriend's comment was still mixed up.

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doubledutchy 15

Be glad he didn't say it looks like a turkey and make the 'gobble gobble' sound!

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Enslaved 36

Or an old man in a nice hat. (past FML)

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Goblin182 26

I thought women liked having their ****** gobbled.

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RA91 26

I have to say that I completely agree, lol.

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karlcolt45 19

I bet you have to enjoy that song in a sarcastic sense instead of a celebratory one

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