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By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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Saddyohh 13

If you can laugh during or after sex then the power of your humor is very strong! Even more so if your penis is lacking.

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beckiebear 15

Let her ****** look like a bird? Or let her boyfriend say that? Both seem out of her control.

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beckiebear 15

I think a sense of humor in the bedroom is excellent.

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marcelmg 10

Tell him that Mockingjays eat worms, especially small ones.

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kmartFTW 12

I laughed at this comment way too hard. HILARIOUS.

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speakersboom 19

stop Mocking OP, you guys. Jay-sus Christ...

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raphanne_fml 33

Wow Julien, it's the first time I see you on the English version of FML.

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karlcolt45 19

I don't have labia or anything, so I'm no expert...but wouldn't that hurt??

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OptimusVader 23

No, labia are just little flaps of extra skin and tissue that surround and sort of "protect" the ******. It's kinda like flapping around a flaccid penis. No pain unless you pull really hard or something.

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Gearden 8

#29 I'm pretty sure you don't know what a labia is...

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mrlopez 13

She needs the odds now that she was mocked by her boyfriend :)

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JohnTheLad 13

Is OP not happy about a comparison in the first place? or was it the actual deed of comparison itself? Could the OP have specist attitude towards mockingjays? Who knows but one. I don't think the act of saying something such as that would be grounds to take offense; unless there was no true meaning, behind those words that he said. I hope he was being genuine (or not malicious) and had good-will and intentions. I guess it goes to more detail from the OP.

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