By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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Comments

perdix 29

So, he's mocking your va-jay-jay?

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worldclassrager 39

I would have closed my legs and said you just lost your privlage...turn up your maturity...sex is not a game...it's a serious commitment...

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Mynamewontfi 40

Sure opinions differ, but I rather have fun sex than "serious commitment" sex. Why even bother having sex when there is no fun involved?

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worldclassrager 39

You got me there...but she is giving him everything and that's serious...

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kmartFTW 12

Yep. She is giving every little part of her "mockingjay" vajayjay.

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coried91 28

I agree, sex is serious. Seriously fun!

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oj101 33

As much as I love the hunger games, that saying always irrationally annoys me. I guess that my brain's grammar auto-correct changes it to "ever be" but another part of my brain says that I 100% heard "be ever". Anybody else feels like this?

ZombieSazza 34

This is kinda hilarious and strange at the same time. I'm sure you can compare his penis to something and give him similar treatment to see how he likes it.

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Kukurugya 11

How is that bad? and why the **** did I get monitored?

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