By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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Kukurugya 11

I swear these ******* moderators are ******* retarded. nothing I ******* said was against the rules of commenting. Go **** yourself.pussy

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Dordanni 10

Perhaps his ADD kicked in and his mind uncontrollably wandered.

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duma191 21

and that is a sign not to reproduce with this idiot.

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razi1 20

Op you should have made this an illustrated FML

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MysteriousX_fml 10

44- I'm fairly certain that both versions are grammatically correct.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes. One usage is more "old school" than the other.

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