By StantheMan93 - 02/02/2015 23:59 - United States - Perrysburg

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Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 148
You deserved it 3 596
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RobinGoodfellow 47

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

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LizetteBerenice 22

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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TheGreastest 24

damn.. sorry to hear that. get a divorce asap

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MetalxSoldier 26

and a new girlfriend. (one that won't cheat obviously)

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Mysterious_one 26

and a surveillance camera

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Mysterious_one 26

and a surveillance camera

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tbro47 23

#35 posting something twice doesn't suddenly make it funny

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Derpinboppin 13

I'm guessing no more than two arms and two legs

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AnthraxPrincess 18

They never said all the limbs were theirs...

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Just_A_Tree 20

Did you know that limbs cost anywhere between $1,000 and $5,000 dollars on the black market. Therefore, you're telling me that your comment is about the same price as my car....

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hugozac88 22

Clearly he still more arms left because he still sent his comment in

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jackrayman 8

No have u ever seen how that works out?she will Fvck him too.

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LizetteBerenice 22

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

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paperroll880 16

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YourOpinionSucks 22

I had to make an account just to reply to you. Seriously? "Work it out like adults and move on." I hope by move on, you mean OP find a better, less whorish girl to give his love to, than to work it out with his wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater I say.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I don't believe "once a cheater, always a cheater". My ex's dad cheated on his mom, felt horrible about it, and came clean. They were separated for a while, then went to counseling and worked it out. They're still married to this day, happily married at that. They take vacations almost every weekend and are still very intimate.

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WattledParsley 11

I think OP will prefer to divorce like adults instead.

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badgercheese94 16

Each case is different, but ultimately it is up to those wronged to decide if they are willing to forgive. Cheaters are not owed sympathy or forgiveness.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I agree 58. Personally for me if I was in a commited long relationship and my partner cheated and felt bad and TOLD me about it rather than me finding out, I'd work it out.

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mike762414 6

Tried that, it rarely works out.

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Sorry to hear about that OP. Keep your head up!

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UhHuhHoney 20

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ToxicTyrael 26

what does that mean?... 'Some major **** happened' ?

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Polychromasia 18

'Shaking my f*ing head' smh also means 'shaking my head'

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guynamedsky 15

#17 is right, why vote them down?

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UhHuhHoney 20

*shaking my ******* head*, not that hard retards.

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tantanpanda 26

Lol it did contribute something; it answered a question.

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dragoongirl90 34

Aw I'm sorry OP. With the failure of the flushing of the condom, they flushed your marriage. Better you found out sooner rather than later, though. I know it hurts now, but you will heal and find a woman worthy of you.

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BlindlyWandering 17

I'm thinking she flushed the marriage long before he tried to flush the condom.

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dragoongirl90 34

Well duh but saying it that way wouldn't have been as eloquent.

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SassyGoblin1198 9

Sorry man... Not much to say about these things :(

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TheForgetfulOne 12

You just can't fix stupid

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