By Moody - 28/10/2009 19:14 - United States

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Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML
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sonicmega 3

Well, that sucks. And blows. And swallows.

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XaosZaleski 0

So...instead of plugging in your laptop last night, you decided to polish your knob off and head to bed? If you knew you needed your laptop for work, you should probably charge it the night before. ****. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

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narks 0

this happens on my ipod touch all the time LOL

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blinkingstarlet 15

Explain what, exactly? lol...

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HairyPunisher 27

This is so specific I can't see how this needs explaining.

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sonicmega 3

Well, that sucks. And blows. And swallows.

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jchansfan 0

lol #3, awesome. XD OP, You shouldn't watch ****. D:

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SneakyMuffin 0

You, sir, are more awesome than Barney Stinsen (How I Met Your Mother).

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needsmoresleep 0

how the **** can anyone be more awesome than Barney Stinson?

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Mx_Rider 6

sick sick man nahhh jk we all look at **** even some girls do to 0.o

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TacoPeps 14

Girls def look at **** I caught my sister watching it ??

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956TXking 0

more details please

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XaosZaleski 0

So...instead of plugging in your laptop last night, you decided to polish your knob off and head to bed? If you knew you needed your laptop for work, you should probably charge it the night before. ****. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

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invisiblerabbit 0

yeah, i once had that happen. although, must add, i work for a pornsite company. so they thought it was a part of my proposal, so i got really great reviews from my colleagues.

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racerapj 10

Reminds me of one of Lil' Wayne's songs. "if you can't swallow, shut-up; gargle." On a serious note: YDI for watching the PRONZ

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Liveurlife123 0

uh it's not pronz. duh.

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ladiesman14 0

oh i love girls who do those things. oh and i love **** too but not as much. a guy at work got fired for looking at girl and a donkey video on his iphone. i almost got fired for saying im hung like a horse.

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perdix 29

Funny coincidence. On my first day, I was sitting around a conference table with my boss and my collegues, all male. I said, "Hey, guys, let's all whip out our dicks! Ten bucks says I got the smallest weiner in here!" No one took me up and my boss wanted to fire me. But everybody laughed and they kept me. You don't know how un-threatened guys feel when they think you have a teeny-peeny. It was a great career move.

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tmnt18 0

hahaha that's actually wicked funny!!!

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poiuyloopy 0

Girls that do what kind of things (;

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