By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Flyersfan54 4

I hate hypocrites.

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fernclogger 5

Talk about a hypocrite

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Flyersfan54 4

I hate hypocrites.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

I bet she said something on the lines of, "my smokes are healthier for my children then yours"...

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KittySaysMoo 6

Or maybe "I'm on the verge of quitting..."

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zach8771 3

You know what else I hate, hate the flyers

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br0ccoli 14

"Jimmy I want you to do onto others as you would like things done onto to you. Be a good person. It's the righteous thing to do." 5 min later... "Listen ****** get that cigarette out of my kids faces! Don't make me stick my foot up your ass! *puffs cigarette*" Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Don't worry. Karma will get them back twice as hard.

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Flyersfan54 4

Just another butt-hurt penguins fan...

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DocBasterdwanabe 4

If there's an ass to be grabbed, there's a bitch to be stabbed! speaking of which, "honey come here!"

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starman02 12

What a nice old hag. Would love to meet her. Curious.. What did you say to her?

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babykillaseason 0

Yes, and i love crack.

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babykillaseason 0

I hate you.

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linkinpark98 23

117 - That's what Whitney Houston said.

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xalerion 0

Did no one ever stop to think it could've been one of those fake ones that "look and taste like a real cigarette, they even light up and produce smoke, without the release or ingestion of any harmful chemicals!" as the commercial would say

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QueenZombie 5

154- those fake cigarettes do not look real. From a distance, maybe, but waving in someones face you could deffinately tell.

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Matty1188 6

27 - unto, not onto

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Spirit88 4

Pretty sure I enjoy every comment you post. :)

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konjaman 0

Isn't it obvious, she smokes filtered cigarettes...

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OneNightStander 6

2 When I first read ur comment I thought it said "black people! That does kinda suck!" lol

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owlfeatures 8

173 Hahahaha... Maybe not... ^^ just sayin'

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fernclogger 5

Talk about a hypocrite

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tylersign 11

Well, if you're sure... I know this one person, who was the biggest hypocrite. He made himself exempt from any rules, but made everyone else follow them. He was a hypocrite. Was that good, or should I do more?

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RedPillSucks 31

Please sir. May I have some more?

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DKjazz 20

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR?! (I was Beadle Bumble in High School)

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eva4757 0

And that, children, is what we call: a hypocrit

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jellitonoctopus 19

^ And that, children, is how we don't spell: hypocrite.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Nice parenting...

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sicksadworld1317 30

This is why you should consider carring a pocket dictionary: you'd have had something to wave in her face while telling her to look up the definitions of hypocrisy and tact :)

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perdix 29

Were you smoking crack?

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

9 By the sound of this FML the other lady probably was.

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KiddNYC1O 20

LOL. "Crack is wack, crack is cheap." - Whitney Houston. RIP.

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sappy0 5

Lol! That's what I was wondering! :P

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lol I knew I would get thumbed down for that one, and counting...

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

36 it's because we are slandering their precious drug.

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sqeakyclean 7

36 I gave you thumbs up to get you out of the hole. If it was any other crackhead- people wouldn't have cared, but because it's Whitney Houston, everyone's panties are in a bunch.

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perdix 29

36, I see you talked your way in going from negative to positive in the thumbs dept. So, why are they hatin' my original comment? I was merely putting forth a scenario where the tobacco-smoking mom could bawl out the OP without being a hypocrite.

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KiddNYC1O 20

67- By that comment, seems like my tactic is growing on you. Haha. 62- Thanks.

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kuges 0

Probably was... Stupid!!! Wait to b an example 4 kids!!! Ass wipe!!!

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EmreArslan 11

I almost pressed YDI but when I saw that she was smoking aswell. I got mad at her. Hate people like that.

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reapy 14

I always try not to smoke people, it's really bad for their health.

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StonerkidDGK420 0

Hold up # 34 you smoke people?

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RedPillSucks 31

Example #32787531 as to why grammar is important.

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KiddNYC1O 20

45- Was that sarcasm or does your username explain your comment?

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sqeakyclean 7

I smoke people! It's a lot of money for a pack of people, but I can't quit.

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cosmosis 12

11 likes to smoke the blue veins. ....

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False_Stupidity 41

I smoke people, I work at a crematorium...

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zack11742 7

Because he likes money who are you to judge

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Grammar is the difference between "helping your uncle jack off a horse," and "helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse." Your grammar tells me that you help your uncle jack off a horse.

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welandedonthemoo 5

Smokes poles

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

126 - I find it strange that you are teaching grammar, yet you're making numerous mistakes yourself. "Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse" is incorrect because there's no need for a comma in that phrase. All you need to do is capitalize Uncle Jack to signify who the subject is. You're welcome.

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sparkrok 8

Or would the correct way be "Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse" Hm...

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BradTheBrony 19

Actually, he didn't forget the comma, because he capitalized Uncle.

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G0odgrief 0

she doesn't want her kids inhaling any tar that didn't pass through her lungs first

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batummshakalaka 1

Wouldn't that make her the best mom in the world? She's a good one. I'm sure she had a good mom as well... Circle of life.

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