Haha! I see what you did there.. XD

It was a total accident.

Normally, I would agree with you. However, I've lost a lot of hope for many people of my generation. Is she crazy loopy? Yes. Is that so out of the ordinary anymore? Sadly, no.

Civilization*...

#45, that's how the Australians spell 'civilisation'.

and South Africans!

And the British... Pretty much every English speaking country other than America...

Thank you, Webster, for changing all those words and dooming Americans to spelling superiority complexes.

Run OP... You'll start a new family; just run as fast as you can.

We all know there has been mental defects in each generation. Take Hitler, for example.

57, thread jacking = hey look at me! I'm too awesome to start a new comment way down the list! Hey! Hey! Look at me everyone! I'm repeating what other people said so I will comment on a top post so people read mine first!

64, sort of like your comment... Great now we are talking about jacking...

Once a thread has been jacked its fair game.

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So OPs daughter didn't catch on that she wouldn't be alive if her mom didn't have sex..? What has this world come too..

Godwin's Law, 45. Well, at least this isn't quite as bad as the twelve year old "Beat ya!" FML. I think (hope) that the daughter was thinking "Reinstated virgin."

79-thank you sooooo much for explaining to me the very thing that made this FML funny, I never would have gotten it without you! -.-

Why do you assume she was being stupid? More likely she was being a smartass.

-64 well first of all, I saw no one else with a comment like that. Secondly, some comments I post are from the phone app, and I only just now learned how to post comments to the fml itself intsead of only replies from my phone. (I'm new to fml, and i realize that does not exclude me from the proper "fml etiquette". I will go ahead and be the first to thumb this particular comment down.)

79 - There's something called adopting...

Everyone complaining about this generation. You're probably the generation that raised this generation.

Edit: wrong thread, sorry

Marry's not a virgin Jesus had Younger brothers, and who could have a Healy relationship without sex. Also she was 12 when she had Jesus.

I was half asleep writing that, my sister stole my iPod, nope, I was ignorant, my apologies.

I find it funny that you spelled civilization wrong.

152- didn't we just go over this?

Says the one who can't spell civilization correctly. I have no hope for my generation.

Don't you hate pants?

I blame public education.

im over twenty and im did not learn anything about birds and bees

You clearly didn't learn anything about grammar, either...

^ dont haf to use proper words and sentences on the internet

78- You do if you want to be taken seriously... and avoid looking like a total jackass.

^ how is short forms make me look like a jackass?

Zero91- You were either never taught proper grammar or English is not your first language. Regardless, it's not entirely your fault.

^ i blame teachers

Right, blame the teachers, because everything in this world is their fault. It's not like they try and teach and you don't listen, right? No, that's can't be true, because that would be insinuating that you don't care about education, when its obvious you do. Also, you are obviously NOT over twenty if you haven't been exposed to sex in today's SOCIETY.

The daughter could have been adopted, therefor meaning no sex had been involved

Why are girls so dumb? I am pretty sure everyone who is a teenager should know where babies come from. Also, why did she ask her mom that? Was she thinking of losing hers soon or did she already lose her virginity and was wondering if she lost her virginity before her mom?

103- why are some* girls so dumb. Fixed it for ya to sound less sexist. Have a nice day!

Oh come on, all the good comments were moderated? Including mine? ******* asshats.

94- "I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin." Although it's possible, I don't think OP's daughter was adopted.

153 - You make a good point. Other than that, if she's old enough to know what 'getting laid' means, then she should know that that's how babies are made. No matter which way you cut it, she sounds a bit uneducated on the matter.

You don't say..

And just like that, 3 gets the FML!

Number 8, when does the narwhal bacon?? Hehe :3

Uh.......what? Bacon? Where!?

Technically she COULD still be a virgin...if her husband ejaculated over her and somehow got inside her ******...very small chance, but still possible!

Or she could feasibly be adopted, not that I think that it not her birth mother

She could be a test tube baby

8- midnight! Original comment- she could be adopted

Oh! That's why it was an FML! Because her daughter was a nuthead! Not because her daughter dissed her for not having sex! Now i get it. Thanks for explaining that. -.-''

Midnight! Midnight! Lol

How insightful.

I appreciate the time you put into this well thought out comment.

Lol what a dumbass no offense to your child. I think it's time you told her where babies come from...

And it's crazy that some parents want to take away sex Ed

Really? In Michigan it starts in 8th grade.

I've never been taught sex Ed... Not that I need it

In Michigan for me, it started in fifth grade

I never had sex Ed, and I turned out fine! (eye twitch)

I live in Western New York and sex Ed is taught here at either tenth or eleventh grade

In good ol Minnesota we're taught the good stuff in third grade.

Forget sex Ed she needs special Ed.

Um, how does this sound like the beginning of a porno? What kind of sicko are you?

If it was a porno it would either be....let's just say "a family affair" or the daughter watching her mother ride some dude. Either way, gross. No. Go crawl back under the rock your comment came out from under.

Mom-daughter **** perhaps? Sick yes, but plausible.

*stupidity.... This comment just contradicts itself.