By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
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Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

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HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

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stevenJB 25

Doesn't matter it's still sexy as hell!!!! >.> :)

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KeannaLove 32

Either way that's pretty ******* disgusting.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

25 - No offense.... But what the f*** is wrong with you!?

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capper44 18

#33 & #36 : there is a thing called 'sarcasm'... Hope u both have/had some sense of humor lol

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DrDilllonReese 12

65- that wasn't sarcasm. It doesn't come off as even slightly sarcastic. It comes off as somebody trying to be funny to avail.

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IchimaruGin 5

Everyone seems to be waking up to horrifying things lately.

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HeartOfLead 24

I truly enjoyed reading your comment (it's cool to see retarded #1 comments vanishing...). In addition... You can pick on your girlfriend/boyfriend... You can pick your nose... (here it comes!...) But you can't pick your girlfriend/boyfriend's nose! (assuming she hadn't already done it)

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HeartOfLead 24

I truly enjoyed reading your comment (it's cool to see retarded #1 comments vanishing...). In addition... You can pick on your girlfriend/boyfriend... You can pick your nose... (here it comes!...) But you can't pick your girlfriend/boyfriend's nose! (assuming she hadn't already done it)

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MichellinMan 20

that's awesome, I'm sure everyone really wanted to know that.

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The_Hitdude 12

*throws knife and fork onto plate* Well, now thanks to the FML AND 2, I've lost my apetite. Nothing to do but go to bed now...

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StanSmith_fml 9

^asiankidwearingsomekindofanimalandblackskinnyjeans

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RaquelW 7

^notreallystansmithbecauseifhewashewouldbefunny

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HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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flockz 19

this relationship snot going to work well.

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zachherbert 10

Don't be 'picky' about your relationships.

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Damn_Hippster 11

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your boyfriend, but you can NOT pick your boyfriends nose. Assuming it was her boyfriends booger to begin with.

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HeartOfLead 24

Well, at least she wasn't over him with a pair of scissors trying to decide which is 'funnier', a laceration or an Indian burn.

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elerbears 9

thats just nasty!! never fall asleep around her ever again!

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2ndSucks 15

Yeah OP, stay up all night! Common sense, bro. (Note: I'm assuming they live together)

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boofgall 16

99 - thanks for the play by play, we were struggling to get the reference.

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porcupineattack1 5

She a keeper, huh?

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nick315 8

Yeah she's trying to feed him. I wish I had a girlfriend who would feed me it's so hard. I mean finding the gold in the cave then putting it in my mouth so much work. You are so lucky op.

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kkjkidonthate 4

Here comes all the dump her or she's a keeper comments.

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Bekll 31

I think it does apply here. I would.

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kkjkidonthate 4

11-sorry was editing while you made your comment.. Now you look like a fool.

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porcupineattack1 5

Well now i feel silly.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Lmfao, I was wondering what 11 was talkin about.

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ebonyirony 29

Nope. You originally said "dump her ass"

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kkjkidonthate 4

^ yes I know but I thought of a better comment and edited while you were commenting. Good enough explanation? Also my original comment was " here comes all the dump her ass comments.

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ebonyirony 29

Lol it's fine. I wanted an explanation for the folks back home so I don't look completely stupid :)

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ohSNAPyall 26

The folks back home figured it out before reading the explanation.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Aww 7, you missed 6 just by a minute...

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ElricMustang 23

Lol it kinda confused me, too, when you wrote "not just her ass". But I figured that's what he wrote, and just edit it out.

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boredblonde 17

Some people just don't have any class.

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coolstorybro6969 6

...I honestly can't think of a reasonable explanation for this...

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ShockwaveXIII 8

Seriously, where do guys find all these disgusting girls?

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