Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
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souljacker 11

On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol

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deathtothepix 26

To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."

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blcksocks 19

And just for fun lets all thumb down this useless comment

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eddeeezzyy 19

Couldn't think of something good to say for first comment, huh? Don't worry, we've all had those times....

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LaLince 40

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daisy2101 7

Make up doesn't completely change your face.. It's not a masquerade mask

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cmyk 19

It's not hiding when shes removing the make up.. It's showing how you really look like..

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answeryourphone 3

I totally agree

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Metallica36176 16

12 - I don't see why everyone is thumbing you down, I think you're right. There must be some serious dislike assholes on here today and the past couple of days. sorry.

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kishuu_fml 1

It can if you really want to, just google those japanese extreme makeup makeovers

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daisy2101 7

Don't worry, I'm sure you're as pretty without any make up on :) your boyfriend should see that

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noncomposmentis 6

How can you be sure? I am not trying to be mean to the OP, but I fail to see how such words of encouragement are supposed to make anyone feel better when you obviously don't know how the OP looks like.

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daisy2101 7

I said 'as' pretty, meaning that I'm sure her face doesn't change THAT much

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sens3sfailing 24

I honestly find a girl more attractive with no makeup on always. The self confidence of it glows to me and is a turn on for me. Any girl I have ever been interested in didn't wear make up and didn't need to. They are beautiful without it.

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souljacker 11

On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol

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ukrainianitalian 2

It's shocking to me how stupid people are. Some people say the dumbest most ignorant things without thinking. That's why I prefer to stay quiet.

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vintage3113 6

My aunt has a pet goldfish in her basement.

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ScruffyFML 10

If I were you, I'd wait a few weeks, and then say like "I won't have sex with you until you shave yourself down there, I don't want to feel like I'm riding a caveman" And when he eventually does it, I'd then say "You know what, this is disgusting! I'm feeling like a perv, you look like an 8 year old kid down there, the size and everything!"

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AphyTheBronette 15

# 20 how about you execute your own motto and stay silent.

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KimmyCupZ 21

You are proving your statement correct, #53. Maybe you should have kept quiet in this case. :)

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SmokinGuns 13

Actually, makeup is supposed to accentuate your natural beauty not create a whole new face.

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vocaloidtiger 12

I don't like it when people thumb comments like these down... I mean, sure, it's kinda a "no shit" thing to say, but wouldn't thumbing it down mean that you're disagreeing with it? I think it's pretty obviously been established that OP's boyfriend is, indeed, a dick. EDIT: When I left this comment, people were thumbing down #6.

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yoursucklives 36

maybe it was a joke? or he just isn't used to seeing you without make up?

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narrowords 18

Yes, please. Women have a hard enough time coming up with excuses for dicks in their lives. Insist on your own excuses, when you don't even KNOW the dick...

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sarawrs 13

Sometimes we nonchalantly speak our minds by accident. Hopefully he mentions its being a foot in mouth comment afterwards

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vocaloidtiger 12

What a bastard. Way to make a girl feel insecure. Outside beauty isn't important (although I'm sure you're a lovely person). What really matters is on the inside. I'm sure you're a great person, OP. **** what he says. c:

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spottyblanket 8

Put make up on him op and tell him it is because you do not want to look at his ugly face anymore.

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trippythehippy 6

I can honestly say, I've never seen a woman look better by putting makeup on. But that's me. Personally, I think it sounds as he worded his statement wrong. If you aren't rich, or can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose, he wouldn't be with you if he didn't find you attractive. I promise

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MelTheGreat 23

Google "Kim Kardashian no makeup" and your mind will be forever changed.

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Fasterkill 6

Yes, because all women wear makeup/don't wear makeup to please men. I wear makeup because I like how it makes me look and it's fun to play with!

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