By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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whiskeey 14

How much did he offer?

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whiskeey 14

How much did he offer?

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IloveToLaugh143 21

I'm pretty sure there isn't enough money for that.

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MisterEx 28

Unless he offered about tree fiddy. Always accept tree fiddy.

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EphMi 5

i am pretty sure there's a price for everything.

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ironichalibut 24

Unless it was a little more than half, they can get a better deal.

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LittleBlackbird 20

What affair? No, I'm sorry he is such a dick! And his dick is what he will be touching from now on.

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1947Chevy 17

I'm pretty sure marriage makes his money her money

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mnwlf13 3

I'm guess about half of their assets.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Take the money and run - Steve Miller.

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cometkeeper00 3

What if there's a prenup. Everyone's assuming that there's not

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Goblin182 26

If marriage doesn't divorce will.

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OH_HappyDays 14

Prenups usually have cheating clauses. If it didn't she should take the money and run.

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caohm 18

accept the money as fee for being an asshole and then just continue to not forgive him.

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lexiieeex3 32

Taking the money doesn't mean you can't promptly divorce him. Take the money, slap him, pack his bags, and kick the bastard out.

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MrsDruidess 23

take the money and run is a song guys, personally I favor "Hit him up style" way more fun!!

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shannonchelsey 7

Get your ass out of that marriage! Save yourself...

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OhWhoCares 42

Yeah, the earlier you can get away the better. Once a cheater, always a cheater. He obviously cares very little about you, and to offer money is just wrong. I'm sorry OP..

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CurlyQute 17

Bribery is not an option in this case

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LizetteBerenice 22

Divorce him now

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sunnyray812 42

Don't worry. You'll get to take everything of his once you get yourself a lawyer.

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junkman6 22

"American woman" immediately started running through my head because of your comment.

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tayymeds 23

That song just started playing at my work right as I read your comment ^^

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