By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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Airick_TheGreat 2

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

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Airick_TheGreat 2

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

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CasualZombie 6

that guy is my hero.

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dolphincheddar 10

you have to also be drunk to understand what he is saying silly

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CasualZombie 6

aww why the thumbs down? this guy not only can detect reincarnations of hitler, but he also has an alliance with the ninja community. sounds like hero material to me.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Maybe he got nervous and got drunk to ease his feelings? But you have to admit he did say some funny things haha.

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kcircuses2 4

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

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HowAreYouToday 34

hey everyone, I'm back!

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enonymous 8

This guy stole my first date topics

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NastyNinja31 0

chuck Norris checks under his bed for ninjas

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coffeygirl12 14

dont mess wit the ninjas (:

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Kennzz 0

I don't understand how "1 in 5 relationships meet online" nowadays. that's some bs

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Kennzz 0

I don't understand how "1 in 5 relationships begin online" nowadays. that's some bs.

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

YDI for offending the ninja community.

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adropofpeace 8

88- I would think the ninjas would check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

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NastyNinja31 0

chuck Norris couldn't make it thru ninja training

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garrettsgirl 0

115 funny funny ;)

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emmkaycee 0

145 - Chuck Norris invented ninja training.

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katieklein 0

hopefully he wasnt telling the truth mrs.hitler. lmao.

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Absurd101 0

chuck Norris checks under his bed for me.

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My_Name_Is_ 5

drunk people have a tendency to be telling the truth.... so are you really offensive to the ninja community?

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Osito2011 9

so you think their will be a second date

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thefriendlyc 0

145 ninja training wouldn't make it through Chuck Norris

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TheNewGuy03 28

this must be what happens when ninjas date pirates.

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Jvr91 8

are you drunk right now? I'm just saying you could do better

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Ugi 26

I don't think your life expectancy will be very high if you go around offending ninjas! Sounds like you're well off away from him!

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

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samuel96 3

never offend ninjas...seriously don't

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theaws0m3guy 4

Of course! You think he'd lie about that?!

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supimnyancat 9

if this comment gets thumbs up, I will name my son Pikachu.

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edogy 0

I think what 28 was trying to say was, giggity giggity alrigghttt.

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Skaw_fml 8

Why? I once, insulted the ninja community and I'm aliv-

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getupstandup_fml 2

There is no such thing as automatic doors—they are worked by gentlemen ninjas.

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NastyNinja31 0

were coming for u op

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MsRandomKatie 0

the worst part is you won't see them coming.... literally.

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neimato1 0

death is upon him O.O

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ThatSceneKid1313 9

Don't juggalo's call themselves "ninjas" from time to time?

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ColtsDoug18 0

you must be a pretty crappy Jewish ninja

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muchagente 5

"nice guy i met online".... but did he explain the hitler thing? just curious.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

I'm sure she's so sorry for not adding "seemingly" to her comment.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

wasted response^. lol I kid. I kid. how long did OP talk to this loser before meeting. bad bad idea!

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crimsongetsu 0

if ur offensive to the ninja community u deserve it

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kiran_fml 5

well then, I suppose there won't be a second date. unless you like rude ninjas?

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Vonneil 0

I bet it sucks to be you right now :P

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allerz 0

Uhhh no... I would have been HAPPY he left

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