Lmao. I can just imagine you jumping every time the bread pops out.

That's awesome hahaha

Aww poor you... The toaster scared you huh? Yes, FYL indeed (sarcasm)

The Deceptions are back?

Maybe there's a poptart cat in it...

Lol. The toaster always scares me xD Thus, i dont eat toasted bread o_o

8, TOAST pops out of the toaster. Bread goes in. :P

Alright, OP, hand over your man card.

Hey, 64, it's a complicated mechanism to understand. Even the ever-intelligent Bill O'Reilly had trouble explaining that.

Of all things, a toaster. A ******* toaster

Hey, toaster are pretty terrifying.

Once you start thinking about when it's going to pop it scares you lol.

There has been a large amount of short FMLs lately.

You on that BULLLSHITTT

So what does it do? Talk to you? Try to kill you? Does it walk around the house? If any of the above are true I suggest getting a new toaster. Give this one to someone you don't like ;)

I don't always eat toast, but when I do I always make sure to-HOLY HELL!!! Scared me!

2- Not too loud! OP might get scared again.

Maybe a white thing in the dark.

DING!

Dong?

Loud? That's ridiculous! His toaster obviously pulled a knife on him.

My toaster is loud too. It always scares me when I'm making English muffins at 1 a.m. You have my sympathy, OP.

It took the butter knife and threatened OP

OP needs to get our more often ..

"Today, i was just trying to make friends with my owner and got really excited to see him in the morning. Right as i got done with his breakfast i popped out the toast as fast as i could to serve it hot. He jumped out of getting scared. Again. FML"

I woke up the morning with my roster holding a pillow over my head

*toaster

Your comment still was pretty funny...