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Damn stupidity at its finest haha
Judging by your grammar OP, I'm not too surprised he called you guys, "******* idiots."
I read and re-read the OP's post, and I didn't see any comma splices. #7's comment, however, does have one. :D |the pedant|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBplQmbqNmg Your bro is almost as dumb as Jennifer Garner. I say "almost" because unlike Garner, he wasn't stupid enough to challenge someone more intelligent on national television.
The real word to be used is snuckadeded out.
*sneakadeded
I don't see how this is an FML. You have bad grammar. Go to school and pay attention in English class. Fixed, right?
Snuck does actually mean Sneak. There is literally no difference between them and their meanings.
You illiterate *****. -_- Since when do periods go outside of quotation marks? Third grade grammar, learn it.
Maybe if you had learned to READ in first grade, you would know when the periods go outside of the quotation marks, because you would have actually READ the comments preceding yours.
Correct!!! There wasn't one single comma out of place. Nor was there an extra one.
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Show it anywayAnd you're still learning English. So the hell what?
What's your point then? You can shove a can of pringles up my ass if you want. I'm not a grammar Nazi though. :/
But if you didn't mean it as an insult, then it's completely pointless to state the obvious! What if I pay you? Would you shove a can of pringles up my ass for an OtterBox? Some Trident Layers? Maybe we can watch a romantic comedy first, or a movie about Snickerdoodles. Would you do it for me then?
Shrike-"So the hell what?". Sounds a little more like you are still learning English judging by that statement. And what's with the defensive aggression? Grammar nazi, non grammar nazi. Who cares. She was just making a joke in her first comment and then being jokingly sarcastic in her second. Nobody was attacking or threatening you. So why the irrational freak-out? Quit smoking or having drug withdrawals? If so I applaud you and wish you luck. However, no reason to attack Jen. Calm down. Take deep breaths and count to ten.
You don't get ironic slang, do you? And yes I'm still learning. I like grammar Nazis because they help me learn. If she didn't mean her first comment as an insult, there'd be no point saying it period. How do you say it? "Derp"?
She can make a comment and mean it as funny sarcasm. It doesn't have to be an insult. And if you are still learning English because it's your second language then why did you accuse her as still learning. That makes no sense. Ok. To someone who is learning English as their second language: You have to learn that everything said isn't always serious. A comment made can be sarcastic too. Sometimes it is very difficult to distinguish the two. Unfortunately there is not a "sarcasm" font. But don't get so angry. It's just FML. Everyone is here to have fun.
You're welcome. :3
55- *thank you, *Shrike's *friends,
Friends is spelled right you know..
I find it funny how dcg1375 goes on a rant and spams the response to this comment. Obviously shrike and jen have different opinions. No need for him to step in to the disagreement and try to impress Jen by defending her. If she shoving Pringles up anyone's ass it's shrike cause at least he would take her out to a movie first.
Lol that comment's funny because if he were a grammar nazi 1. He wouldn't have to get out a dictionary & 2. He'd know that there is no such word as sneaked..."snuck out" is the correct term. I wonder what sort of dictionary he had?
He was adding the comma.
I thought it was funny
I'll shove a can of Pringles up your ass any day ;)
why go on rants with paragraphs of shit trying to be a knight in shining armor for some broad that left you here to fight her battle? it's funny how you're trying to teach him a lesson and knock him down , all while stating your opinions..all because he stated his opinions. "everyone is here for fun"....ya...so you lighten up too! tf?! bitching at people for doing exactly what you yourself is doing makes no sense at all
Both are acceptable. "Snuck" is more common, in my experience. It's like "hung" and "hanged." Hung was actually added to the dictionary later, as many people thought "hanged" sounded awkward and improper.
Seems people using "your" instead of "you're" is more common too. But yeah, both are right. Sneaked is more proper though. Edit: like the person below me, #5.
You're right about both being acceptable. It doesn't matter whether you use snuck or sneaked. Personally I prefer "snuck". It's not the same with hang though. "Hung" is used for inanimate objects (e.g. a picture being hung on he wall) and "hanged" is used when referring to the death of a human (maybe animals too) by hanging.
I know #18, I was just saying. Though what he said about hanged and hung is wrong. Someone being hanged is a method of execution. You can never use "hung" in its place, that has a totally different use. English is weird but if you look stuff up, it's easy to learn. I go by the rule that if the older word isn't "archaic", I'll use that. But both are fine with sneaked/snuck. :))
Your is showing possession...you're means you are...they are two totally different things
Hanged is only used for the act of hanging someone everything else is Hung I'm pretty sure...
Example for hanged "I hope you are hanged" Example for hung "He was hung for what he did"
Actually, hung and hanged are not interchangeable. I'll make this short and sweet. I HUNG the picture frame The man was HANGED for his crime. 4th grade English....
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Show it anyway"when *you correct" *you're *you're again
THANK YOU 12!!! I was getting a twitch
5) That must happen to you a lot.
I concur
I believe it is a genre of ****.
I believe it IS ****.
I've been saying snuck my whole life and it is actually a word. So your boyfriend's a '******* idiot' for not knowing that both snuck and sneaked are accepted..but 'snack'? Seriously?
On nom nom
So technically, you've also been grammatically incorrect your whole life.
#103-- No, they're both acceptable. Look it up. Webster's lists both "sneaked" and "snuck" as correct. "Snack" is just wrong. And as far as being "grammatically correct" goes... Most people make grammatical mistakes all the time and don't notice. It's usually not a big deal (as seen here.) It doesn't make you a grammatically incorrect person. In my opinion, it's more important to correct mistakes that can make a meaning confusing, like with your/you're or "snack", which already has a completely unrelated meaning...
Uh, snack was obviously a typo.
How was it a typo when it was said out loud?
Sneaked in the UK, snuck in America, so in Australia both we can use both. You're all idiots!
#10 Is chiefly right according to the OED: Forms: Also 15 sneke, 16 sneek, sneake. pa. tenseand pple.also (orig. and chiefly U.S.) snuck.
Whats with all the Aussies in FML getting the last laugh? Like every time
Well, he already had the dick part down.
Yeah--bad grammar or no, the boyfriend sounds like a pompous dick!
youre right is "snuck",your boyfriend's the ******* idiot...
You're overall grammar skills suggest that, in fact, YOU are the ******* idiot.
So do yours.
Oh shit. I see. *stabs self repeatedly* Never... Again...
Bladian- "So do yours." Do not criticize people if you are going to be wrong.
#118-- What was wrong with Bladian's comment?
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Both are acceptable. "Snuck" is more common, in my experience. It's like "hung" and "hanged." Hung was actually added to the dictionary later, as many people thought "hanged" sounded awkward and improper.
I agree with the boyfriend