By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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reallytho3 11

Thts just how the ball bounces sometimes ya know...

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Sorry OP... Sorry... Uhm that was actually me - I was testing out my crotch-ing tiger ninja move....

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FurryPride 9

Great alarm clock you have there. Where can I get one?

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airforce987 20

Nothing says good morning like a punch in the balls!

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romesh17fml 8

Well, you did wake up... Some fmls have that they didn't wake up and missed something

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mylifesucks_fml 1

does anyone else feel like there may have been a reason to it that OP is leaving out just for sympathy?

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ThisIsMyReign 4

That happened to me to wake up for warped tour. :(

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jojimugo 20

Am with #1 This story is incomplete it's missing some crucial details

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sirsquab 12

Honestly, some things are funnier without context.

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bernardbrown 7

Maybe "I got punched in the balls" is enough of an FML.

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Inheritance 10

This is Tosh.O shit right here OP!

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Inheritance 10

93 I think you mean ballocks

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Ouch! Right in the baby maker D:

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AlphaPrice 7

That's one way to wake up

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SkoomaKi 27

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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JustKittyKat 24

Wonderful explanation! But, turtles do not have flippers. :P

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zachherbert 10

He has a rare Balmasian Sea Turtle. It's the only explanation.

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im_too_pro 2

Best comment in a long time! Captain falcon would be proud!

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taboolovers 0

23- Sea turtles do.

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ApologyKick 25

20- surprisingly, the FML actually does answer your question. Hence the "Today," all FMLs must follow.

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FML_Master2133 6

That has got to be pleasant. Maybe you should greet him with a punch to the face.

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borkchop1992 15

I once created an alarm clock that woke you up that way, but i got arrested

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MrFuzzles 5

I hope you retaliated as soon as your balls felt better.

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PerfasarusRex 3

Today you woke up unable to have kids. Sorry bro.

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Abbyybba 0

Nothing like bruised testicles to start the day.

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