He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
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Jac_d_ipper 10

I think that's what OP did when she refers to now ex-boyfriend.

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MissWhitneyB 17

I hope you didnt do it

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zandalee 19

Because next time it will be you he hits OP.

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fareith 15

54- Oh, shut up. Hitting a man/stranger doesn't mean you're going to go home and beat your girlfriend. Quit being so ignorant.

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Faff 20

if he punches somebody over such a ridiculous reason, it's fair to assume he would also hit his girlfriend eventually.

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Darkmagic666 9

65, it said he hit a female, and hitting anyone for such a reason is stupid. Not to mention if he happened to be drunk or something and got angry at OP there is a possibility he may hit her.

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AdamsNumberOne 16

Your ex-boyfriend needs to see a counselor for his temper.

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gloooooria 14

I'm glad you left him there to deal with the consequences of his immature and disrespectful actions. I hope that cashier presses charges too! And good for you for making someone like him your ex!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

If he's in jail I'm guessing the cashier already pressed charges.

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kinky44 28

You don't have to press charges to send someone to jail. He's in jail for commiting a crime.

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golden_warrior 23

Let the scum bag stay in jail and that will teach him a lesson

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dead_insects 18

i.wonder if he was drunk when he went in there... thinking he'd get away with that behaviour unscathed... dipshit

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Amb3rDucki3 12

Please tell me you left his ass there!! He deserves to sit in a corner next to Bubba and think about what he's done.

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flashback.miss 28

Good, let him wallow in there and pay for his crime. And thanks for writing ''ex-boyfriend-; that'll save a lot of hopefully ex-boyfriend comments. (Next time he'll hopefully think twice before emulating Jersey Shore.)

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RobotSpaceWalrus 5

Unfortunately some people didn't manage to figure out that she left him in there and said they hope she did, lol.

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worldclassrager 39

Well him being an ex it is not your problem...what a waste of his one phone call...but honestly ten cents doesn't deserve a punch...

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Roskie 16

They were still together when he called. OP broke it off over the phone.

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