By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
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then000bster 16

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

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zinoxity 23

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

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then000bster 16

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

217 7
itwasthedognotme 14

Look on the bright side, OP. He wasn't disgusted and you'll both laugh (well, maybe just him) about it eventually!

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rshred 8

I died when I read that stinks! XD

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icnburbbygrl 23

Not even a five so it could be half way good? Dang

11 1
doctorhook86 24

#24 Exactly. I voted YDI because I honestly think it's ridiculous how embarrassed some people (often young women) are about their bodily functions. You fart, you poop, you pee, you burp, and no one will ever believe you if you say you don't, so why pretend like you're guilty of some crime? Just say "excuse me" and relax.

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alfalfalaffa 17

Oh my god... It's a double pun. Don't tell me that was intentional.

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ibanghellokitty 8

I tried that once (the excuse me part) he left me... .-.

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kittykawaii 1

Lol well that's a shitty guy for ya. My boyfriend and I just giggle and get over it. It shouldn't be a big deal.

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zinoxity 23

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

107 1
Demig0d6 14

Guess op need to eat more vegetables

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Indianboy9321 25

Not a solid score.

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KingreX32 21

most likly smell, duration, decible level, etc.

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False_Stupidity 41

My wife and I are always rating our farts. Still striving for that perfect 10!

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BatTurtleRanger 4

as long as you rated higher on the sex scale all is well.

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

Unless her boyfriend deducts points for farting...

11 1
metheonlyb 17

Or her boyfriend adds the 4 points she got for farting. ;)

13 0
robd007 20

he might just use the average of both scores. lol

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meladuh 16

Unless you wanted a higher score for your gas?

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ChristaDani 5

Best thing to do is smile when you hear your boss coming and then after return to your normal self.

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Bluebl4ze 16

Posted your comment on the wrong FML buddy

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91hayek 31

Yeah, its not like he'll watch you doing the dishes your entire shift. Just smile or better yet engage him with "Hi, how you doing?" when he comes around. (Don't worry ChristaDani, I won't let you face this alone. We'll sink together.)

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Godsofdracos 15

The voters disagree.... You totally stole her board to stay afloat.

3 15
91hayek 31

FML you bush pigs! You were supposed to bury me as well!!

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tiernang 21

But I would never bury Will Ferrell!

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dutchy86 20

sounds like he's into more kinky stuff then you are OP... enjoy the new bedroom action! (fyl)

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WinterBlue42 22

Farting should never be involved with the word kinky. *Shudder* O-o

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Epikouros 31

You're right, farting is pretty vanilla.

5 0
badluckalex 23

40-i 100% agree, but theres always someone who is into those wierd fetishes.

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lisslyi 19

For a girl, 4 is a pretty good score! Especially since you know.. Girls don't fart.

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