Miscellaneous: Bingo is serious business

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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You deserved it 2 462

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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You deserved it 1 452

By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 014

You deserved it 46 119

By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 140

You deserved it 5 312

By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 705

You deserved it 2 807

Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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You deserved it 5 217

By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 760

You deserved it 632

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 811

You deserved it 12 748

By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 289

You deserved it 2 858

Get ready to ruuuuumble!

By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 833

You deserved it 126

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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You deserved it 3 471

AyeTee77 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:30

Get revenge, steal their walkers.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:23

Don't mess with the elderly.

Comments

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:23

Don't mess with the elderly.

psychopolarbear 28

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:10

They're about to kick it. They have nothing to lose and no reason to regret not doing something. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

bwinski 19

Monday 7 September 2015 11:25

You have to be careful around the elderly B4 they seriously hurt you.

EvilLittleGirl 24

Monday 7 September 2015 12:35

straight outta bingo xD

thatonlinedude 5

Monday 7 September 2015 22:13

#54 no, just no

camilax3 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:24

Elderly people at its finest

kingcaper817 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:24

Those are some badass grandmas. That'll show you

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:29

Less badass, more criminal.

Killz268 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:25

wow, they take bingo seriously, couldn't you report that to the people who run the retirement community?

CaletheLion 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:25

Hopefully it wasn't your grandmother

trulypar 34

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:26

The cutthroat world of bingo...you gotta be careful when you daub that B4!!!

buckstop1 37

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:26

Another classic case of sinsister old people. I hope you have good insurance OP, you're going to need it. And I would stay away from Bingo in the future, especially if granny is involved.