Make up your mind
By lifeofamusicteacher - 08/12/2016 01:22 - Hong Kong
By lifeofamusicteacher - 08/12/2016 01:22 - Hong Kong
By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul
By cocacola999 - 05/10/2015 08:31 - United Kingdom
By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto
By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00
By WolfAvenge - 30/09/2015 06:49 - United States - Phoenix
I did tell them before they ate it, I was handing over the plate to him as I told him what was in it. I would never give someone food without them knowing what was in it in case they were allergic; he just over reacted. I've never done drugs or was an issue child in the past so I'm not sure why he thought I put something else in them! Needless to say they loved the brownies once I convinced them it was just cinnamon.
By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary
By MyDeliveriesCanWait - 24/08/2019 02:07
By wandering_soul - 23/09/2015 18:44 - United States
OP here! Seeing how the background check was clear, I guess the year and a half she spent locked up in an asylum was sealed. She's genuinely psychotic, and it's not some bad breakup kind of hate. As for the job, she was denied based on the results of her MMPI(a psych evaluation test), which were not disclosed. When I applied, I hated that thing, but now I'm kinda glad we have to take it.
By Holyguacamoly - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Iceland
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln
By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By chumman - 06/05/2014 13:55 - United States - New York
By Sam - 04/05/2014 06:12 - United States - Eureka
By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland
By SadRetailWorker - 07/10/2016 20:08 - United States
I almost wish this is what it was, my job description is basically to ring up a customer selections and try to sell them our membership maybe helping people when they are close to the registers. All that gets done while still getting great customer reviews. I'm currently doing all that plus doing 75% of the work the unfilled position of head cashier is supposed to do.
By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton
By JDCH_99 - 27/08/2015 15:36 - Canada - Toronto
OP here -- we told her. We didn't have a choice. She was devastated and will be for some time. She's spent considerable time at farms, so she gets the whole cycle-of-life thing but it's different when there is an emotional connection. There won't be any dogs in the near future. Maybe in the spring we can talk about adopting a rescue dog.
By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00
By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States
By bald&ugly - 19/10/2019 02:00
By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00
By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City
By someonesometime - 29/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Billings
OP here. First submission got posted :) there is no HR to talk to as there was only me, the owner and another coworker and we all got along just fine. I do have Resting Bitch Face but I'm aware of it and consciously smile to make up for it. I also did not have a bad attitude. The worst part was that I was still training so I haven't had time to meet the requirements of the job or not. Oh well, she was a flaky boss anyway. But she said she'd give me a good reference.
By Broke - 27/07/2016 16:38 - United States - Los Angeles
By Midion - 11/07/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)
By Elissa Roth Gooden - 06/04/2020 14:00
By Xerfox - 03/07/2016 18:05 - Germany - Löwenstein
By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 01:30
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Hi, OP here. Great to see this published! A follow-up to what many pointed out - they did not actually ask me directly. Instead, they asked one of my friends "What's with her scar?". She already knew me during the accident and operation, so she said that it was an operation scar. However, the others started asking "Are you sure? Maybe it's a cover-up?" etc. The operation was less than a year ago, so I hope the scar will fade in time. I don't really care about their opinion, nor do I think that there would be anything shameful about a suicide scar - I rather thought this kind of stupidity was at least good for an FML. Let them think however they like.