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Show it anywayhigh five!! oh wait....
9, That made me laugh so hard. You sir, are a winner.
it's ok 9, I liked it.
op was probly just used to asking everyone that for her job and didnt relize til after
ok sir, when you think you've had enough painkillers, raise both your hands to signal.
Just turn it into a joke, and say "No, I meant: your arm or mine?" It won't work completely, but it might take away some of the tension.
I had a blood test 2day and I didnt even get a choice, but it wasn't awkward cause I have 2 arms. oh and 9- ahahaha classic
I see what you did there.
hahaha some black humor.XD
even if he got really pissed, don't worry, hes 'armless! ok, thats very horrible of me. but seriously, why so many YDIs? these things happen, OP didnt mean it...
that's sad..gym maybe..
ehh she probably just said it out of habit
which arm? the one that i actually have preferrably.
on Halloween when my brother was like 14 he snatched some kids bag of candy from him and when he turned around he realized the kid he stole from only had one arm. so it could've been worse.
Well then f you and your brother for even wanting to steal candy from others...smh
wow harsh- one armed or not, ur bro is an asshole for doing that
104 - im sorry but your picture makes me want to throw up /:
I thumbed her comment down just because of that god damn picture.
Stealing candies from kids is ok, only if they're fat though and you give the candy to the homeless. It's the only way to fight obesity and feed the needy.
I ate his other arm while you weren't looking! Mehehehe. I am Painis Cupcake.... I will eat...... .....YOU!
^^ EPiC FAIL
Thank you. I have to let the stupid out sometimes, apologies. You can't always expect a guy with the creepiest pictures he can find to make serious comments 24/7 can you? ...... Can you..? Also, I'm honored the octopus man called me out on this one.
-28 I prefer: Honorable Lead Of The Respected Cult of Mr. Grinch, Pastor Sexy.
Can I call you Mr. Epic for short? I won't remember that. Short memory span and all...
-32 Plagues all of us Mr... Errr... I'll call you Bob, so Bob, what were we talking about?
I can't remember... Something 'bout eating... damn I'm hungry. 3:00AM munchies are the worst.
-36 I once had to eat an Octopus that threatened our almighty deity (in the picture) at 3:00. Tasted salty.
Delicious. Well, Imma go to sleep now before the clowns under my bed realize I'm awake and eat me. Gotta outsmart them you know... silly honking things.
-40 I once had an uncle who was a clown, he also liked to sleep with me in my bed. I never figured it why.
I agree with 46, there's a reason the private messaging feature exists ya know.
-55 I also enjoy using the reply button.
57. if they used private messages you wouldn't see their epic convos, also. nice pic.. not
Well, I'm awake. Time for FML to suffer my insanity again.
Haha. It's an honest mistake though. I'm sure you are so used to saying it that you just said it without thinking. That would be embarassing and awkward though.
Yeah I agree! You probably just said it out of routine and as awkward as that may have been, it could happen to anyone.
Thank you 5! OP doesn't deserve it, it was an honest mistake considering the fact that they say it so often. I highly doubt OP said it on purpose. . .
I'm pretty sure 4 comments saying the exact same thing weren't necessary.
If you look at the time Jacob, I posted this before the commenter on 4. Not to mention not everyone reads the comments.
I'm talking about the 3 other people who replied to your comment
Look before you speak
Think before you act, look before you leap, sober up before sex. All sorts of things could be avoided that way.
I think not noticing is the best way to avoid any discrimination.
Or noticing but not acknowledging that you noticed.
Good thing that he didn't show his dick to you. You really deserved it the show.
no. just, no.
23, because his dick would be better than showing his middle finger to OP.
17, you seem like you're getting hurt dude. Sometimes is not enough to refuse a butt plug, I mean dick, just by complaining. You have to run away.
looks like the only person thumbing 49 up is himself...
64, You look like you need a "butt plug" too. You know what I mean about a butt plug.
*sigh don't feed the trolls
I would have asked for another nurse as well.
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he couldve over reacted and pulled a gun. good thing he wasn't armed.
*super facepalm* with hypodermic needle you boob