Yeah you do, more money more better

money or sanity, hmm.. are you even familiar with retail?

Isn't that like super illegal and considered attempted murder or battery?

Illegal for civilians, but not for cops in the U.S. Though many departments frown on it and don't teach its use.

Good listeners are typically conscious to actually hear what you are saying.

dude, in 20 seconds you can cause serious brain damage or even kill someone. it takes seven seconds for someone in a hold to lose consciousness. do you even know what you're talking about?

you dont hold it for 20 seconds you dingbat

Well, the poster said "in 20 seconds" so what? you stare at him for the remainder hard enough and maybe he'll hold his breath in fear?

#52, try again, brain damage takes 3+ minutes of anoxia, 9x more than a 20 second sleeper hold. I've helps my breath for 3 minutes underwater before, 20 seconds? And in cold water anoxia can take up to 13 minutes for permanent brain damage.

"anyone" wtf bro......brutal. op don't take #2's advice

Numero 74, the sleeper hold not only cuts off air, but also the blood rushing to your brain.

Same with me.

Honestly, I didn't even realize until I read your comment. I thought OP just said "****", but "fired" makes a lot more sense now...

I didn't even know! Wow I totally misread that.

Same here! Haha

Wow. It makes a lot more sense now. I was kinda expecting comments decrying the use of swearing in a professional sense.

Yep.

I spent a relatively long time wondering why the hell OP said "****" while firing someone. Then I felt stupid.

Lol now only I realized thanks to ur comment . I first thought the op deserved it for not handling it in a formal way or sth. Oh well

I read the FML like 6 times wondering why an employer would use the F word, even when firing someone. Then after reading this comment, it all made sense.

I know you'll get over defensive and bury me, but seriously? You and nearly 500 people who upvoted you? It's called context and basic reading skills, people.

Me too!

@65 I, along with what I assume is a multitude of others, only up-voted this comment because it was funny not because I made the same mistake.

Same here

usually by lying and submitting false resumes

Nepotism?

"Help, an employee I'm trying to fire is being snippy!"

as long as the cops don't fire him we are good

No #44, more like he wouldn't leave their property and therefore the police could remove him.

Apparently not being a child.

I bet he shows back up to work Monday

And he fortunately got that big promotion with the raise right?