By mee - 02/01/2016 08:25 - United States - Opelousas
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Hillsboro
By Puff301 - 01/01/2016 23:25 - Australia - Tuggerah
Puff301 tells us more.
By no love - 01/01/2016 22:41 - United States
By ardea_alba - 01/01/2016 20:27 - Russian Federation - Yekaterinburg
ardea_alba tells us more.
OP here: I'm a work-from-home mom and devoted wife :) We share bank accounts, mails, FB profiles (yes, we're one of those couples) and anything else you could think of...He knows how my phone works and what features it has better than myself, so to sum up - no, there is absolutely no reason he would think that except the fact that I am the first relationship he hasn't cheated in, so I guess it's true what they say - 'you assume for others what you're capable of yourself' :) cheers to all,
By Mewsmash - 01/01/2016 16:23 - United States - Dublin
Customers from hell
By fucking fuck off - 01/01/2016 14:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 11:37 - Australia
Weird reason
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:33 - United States - Antioch
Life and soul of the party
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio
Law and order
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno
By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway
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By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton
ScaredOfClowns tells us more.
(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.
By DesperateToBeDad - 31/12/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Gravenhurst
DesperateToBeDad tells us more.
OP here. Wow, wasn't expecting so many comments! I feel I should probably clarify a few things here: First of all, I have a very vivid imagination and tend to have involuntary daydreams where various scenarios to a situation play out. This was one such case, and doesn't mean I'm violent or am actually contemplating shooting people or anything like that, my mind just rollercoasters through various things happening and I'm just sort of along for the ride. I found this one amusing enough to post on FML. My wife and I are currently looking into fertility tests to find out exactly what the problem is, and will of course consider adoption/fostering if it turns out that natural conception isn't on the cards. Don't worry, I'm not going to abduct anyone's kids or go on a murder spree. :P
By DriveNowhere - 31/12/2015 11:50 - Australia
Nepo baby
By sickofit - 31/12/2015 08:24 - United States - Charlotte
By pincushion - 31/12/2015 05:47 - United States - San Francisco
Fight club
By just outdone - 31/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Turtle Lake
By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco
By cnd1213 - 30/12/2015 18:02 - United States
By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park
By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States
Cool cool cool
By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 02:14 - United States - Las Vegas
Phoebe??
By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted