By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 04:01 - Argentina - Lanus
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada
By familypet - 09/01/2016 03:09 - United States - Vista
Bad boy
By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley
By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton
By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville
By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23
Take the L
By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 17:38 - Canada - Newmarket
By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 16:19 - United States - Newark
By i tried so hard - 08/01/2016 15:54 - United States - San Francisco
By First World Problems - 08/01/2016 14:34 - Australia - Melbourne
By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen
By christinaannxo - 08/01/2016 08:06 - United States - Valdosta
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By anonymous - 08/01/2016 06:49 - United States
By tiredofbullshit - 08/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Littleton
Great replacement
By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok
By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill
By its dark - 07/01/2016 23:04 - United States - San Francisco
By LittleGina - 07/01/2016 17:42 - United States - Asheboro
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OP Here: Hello, let me answer some questions I am seeing and straighten things up a bit. 1. I don't work here, I was a customer, therefore, it was not my manager, just the store's manager. 2. The elderly lady had not seen me walk up to her, I was unable to explain anything before I was being beaten with a purse and called a thief. So, I guess she saw me at the corner of her eye holding a $20 before any words came out of my mouth. I may just simply be giving her excuses, but I honestly think that's what happened. 3. The solution was that she was escorted out immediately, but she did get her $20 back. 4. Will she ever know the real story? I don't know, and frankly I don't care. 5. Don't worry, I still have good intentions, she didn't mess anything up!
By Anonymous - 07/01/2016 15:52 - United States - Odem
By potatoking24 - 07/01/2016 15:30 - Canada - Windsor
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OP here, not only that but when I got inside the stall, there was piss all over the seat that I had to wipe away with toilet paper. And the stall smelled like ass.
Helping out
By rainperson - 07/01/2016 10:18 - France - Paris
By Labro9 - 07/01/2016 08:15 - Australia - Perth
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Geez I didn't expect that to get up. Cheers for the comments! Just a summary for those playing at home: - Family belong to my husband - Husband has spontaneously developed an inability to say "No" to these people - It's like living with a bunch of escaped institutionalized clowns - They depart in 108 hours - I have reason to question my life choices
By Sleep_lover654 - 07/01/2016 06:46 - United States - Tempe
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First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.
By sammylynnp - 07/01/2016 05:39 - United States - Kenosha
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OP here: Yes he was breastfed for about 5 months. Due to unfortunate medical problems, we had to switch completely to formula. His brother, however, is currently breastfeeding. At 4 years old, he has lots of questions and I try to answer them all as honestly as I can. I in NOW WAY judge people about formula feeding. As long as the baby is happy and healthy, do what you do, which I've also tried to teach him.
Cheat!
By cat lady - 07/01/2016 03:38 - United States - Netcong
Casual racism
By seeking new employment - 07/01/2016 01:55 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha
Flood warning
By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 15:58 - United States - San Francisco
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i honestly don't know. I was sitting on the couch eating fruit loops & thought "I'm gonna catch this" tossed a couple, caught them & then when I was feeling lucky BAM, counter. it's all fun & games until you slam the back of your head on a counter. lesson learned! (: