By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto
By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States
By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
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By oh gee, you don't say - 15/12/2012 18:43 - United Kingdom - Southampton
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood
Mid-life crisis
By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg
It's not funny, mate
By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen
By fuckmyassimcold - 14/12/2012 19:19 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 00:51 - Australia - Kew
By ShadowReiku - 13/12/2012 08:39 - United States - Odenton
fishyrael tells us more.
This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.
By maxedoutidiot - 13/12/2012 02:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte
By dumbassgrad - 12/12/2012 19:14 - United States - El Monte
Chill out, lady
By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 15:05 - United States - Fishers
By sushichick - 12/12/2012 12:44 - United States
sushichick tells us more.
Hey everyone, OP here! :) I just wanted to thank everyone for their comments, they were super helpful and many were also quite funny. My "friend" is now my ex-friend and it's the best decision I could've made because she clearly was never a friend to begin with. Thanks again, everyone! Cheers!
By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 17:17 - United States
By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States
By woodless - 09/12/2012 15:29 - Canada - Toronto
By Tasha_1996 - 09/12/2012 10:14 - Canada - Outlook
Tasha_1996 tells us more.
Hello everyone. I didn't know my FML got posted until now. This was more to express what an idiot I am than to be told I'm an idiot. For people asking questions, I'm 16 and live in Saskatchewan. A small town where there's **** all to do. There is nothing wrong with my mothers parenting, I respect her for coming to get me and grounding me. I was grounded for another month after this happened and am going to addictions councelling starting the New year. I was out last night, first night off of grounding again and didn't have a sip of alcohol. Originally, I wasn't going to comment. But I figured you guys deserved an update. Yes I deserved it.
By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach
By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park
By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan
By Moose - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States - Charleston
Hypocrite much?
By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States
Thanks for the input
By SBCR - 07/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Ankeny
By lingadoo - 07/12/2012 05:46 - Kuwait - Kuwait
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Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.