Moving home and Family: A news day - FML

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By Not Wanted - 03/02/2014 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML

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By CollegeBound - 17/08/2012 19:55 - United States - Tully

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 367

By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 00:00

Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 627

Toxic people

By Armando de Carvalho - 10/10/2020 07:57

Today, I moved back with my mom, sister and niece after 10 years on my own. My niece is 11, we talked about life and she agrees my mom and my sister are toxic and that I should move out. She'll do it as soon as she's 18. I'm 29. FML

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You deserved it 196

Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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Sentenced

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orlando

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 06:42 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

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Top comments

kalwalls 18

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:36

maybe your dad is happy you're taking the next big step to adulthood, either way, you have the chance to create your own happiness :) good luck out there

lameuser 23

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:33

Could you have done something that could have made them feel this way?

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vikky538 28

Sunday 7 September 2014 14:13

they will miss you after you leave the house..trust me

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 7 September 2014 14:13

Hard to say. You might have deserved this. Were you difficult to live with?

steveykinz0967 16

Sunday 7 September 2014 14:14

OP you should be the one jumping for joy considering you're making a huge step into manhood

brand125 17

Sunday 7 September 2014 14:55

i dont see the gender listed

CelebrityChef 3

Sunday 7 September 2014 15:25

I know how you feel, that happened when I got kicked out

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 7 September 2014 15:30

You will be surely missed Op once you are far away..wait n watch for couple of days

Kkkdawg 27

Sunday 7 September 2014 16:34

My parents had to refrain themselves from jumping for joy when I moved out :/

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:29

Well I'm sure you're at least 18, that's quite some time to support someone. I'm sure they're just relieved to see their hard word finally pay off.

Confidentkid 10

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:48

How long have you been living with your parents?

jdf2 10

Sunday 7 September 2014 18:43

Same thing happen when my older brother went to collage but when he was finally gone we all started crying so they may just be trying to hide their tears...

Sakuraashita 15

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:01

Hope that means you have a mom who's devastated about you leaving, then, OP.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Today, it was the first day of fall break from college, and I was really excited to sleep in and relax the entire weekend. Apparently my boss caught wind of my happiness and scheduled me 8am-2pm each day of break, "seeing how I don't have anything else to do." FML

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Today, I surprised my wife with a spa day during our mini vacation with the kids. I booked her a facial and mani/pedi at the resort, figuring I would take the kids while she relaxed. Her reaction? "I hate the spa. Why would you waste that money? I'm not going." FML

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Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML

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Today, I realized I've been avoiding a doctor's visit for issues, because it might be less painful to go out that way than to see how much more a crapshoot 2021 would be. FML

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Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

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Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

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